Dad Jokes
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They moved in different circles.
No one knows the cure.
Because they don't have windows.
It's okay, though. Pride goeth before the fall.
No? Well, keep an eye out for a Poof Daddy show in your town
She whispered, "they're right behind you."
It's quite a fowl spirit, I'm led to understand.
Hence their name: the Minutemen.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwouning!
I said, "who, Ra?" He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"
"Look at the board and I will go through it again."
Tippy Hedren
They were all trick questions.
If the sign says "Deer 5 miles ahead," do the deer know it?
I keep having to remove all sorts of Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge! Go get me a funny 🍺 beer! Surprise! It's another elephant.
I honestly have no idea how they pulled it off.
* 22 Sep (Sun) - Greg * 23 Sep (Mon) - Ian * 24 Sep (Tue) - Greg * 25 Sep (Wed) - Ian * 26 Sep (Thur) - Greg * 27 Sep (Fri) - Ian * 28 Sep (Sat) - Greg ...the Gregorian calendar!
It was just a stage he was going through.
It was a big hit.
Cuatro sinko.
He says he can't. I'm so bummed. This club can't even Handel me right now
Joke, joke, jooooooooooke.
The Captain’s log