ButtholeSpiders 1mo ago • 90%
Don’t threaten me with a good time, like the universe ending tomorrow. God, this timeline sucks so much.
ButtholeSpiders 1mo ago • 100%
At least someone cares, because we know a large swath of the current US voter base doesn’t. Show up and vote people, like your lives depend on it!
ButtholeSpiders 3mo ago • 100%
You don’t, so appreciate the time you’ll have hair. Because once it’s truly gone, you’ll look back on this day and cry.
ButtholeSpiders 3mo ago • 100%
This, so much. Hell I’ll pay the old prices to never see an ad or pop up.
ButtholeSpiders 7mo ago • 92%
Exactly, this behavior is repugnant, further stuffing an already stuffed pig.
ButtholeSpiders 8mo ago • 91%
If you look at their post history, they have a superiority complex. Zero compassion or desire to give anyone else a break.
ButtholeSpiders 9mo ago • 92%
It’s likely amakathorowaway is the troll, look at the account creation date.
ButtholeSpiders 9mo ago • 75%
Got home and giving it a shot now, I’ll write back for others seeing it too. 👍
Edit: You we’re 100% correct, deleting the app worked perfectly. Removing the account from Mlem did nothing and clearing browser cache did nothing. Weird bug for this version. 🤔
ButtholeSpiders 9mo ago • 75%
Glad to see this as I did all the above and it’s still not working in Mlem. I’ll give this a try though.
ButtholeSpiders 9mo ago • 97%
I had a friend that during the cold winter mornings would wake up and piss on his windshield to clear/melt the frost. He of course kept the vents closed so he couldn’t smell it on the drive. It really was disgusting, but made me wonder if he might’ve had a clever time saving idea.
ButtholeSpiders 10mo ago • 100%
Wasn’t until seeing this that I noticed how true it is lol
ButtholeSpiders 11mo ago • 100%
If you’re serious, then I’m crazy healthy!
ButtholeSpiders 12mo ago • 75%
Some people have chubby cheeks, or don’t want to mess up their makeup would be my guess. The poster mentioned obsessive compulsive disorder, so your answers there. 👍
ButtholeSpiders 12mo ago • 100%
I saw this topic in my feed and feels like it called me lol
ButtholeSpiders 12mo ago • 100%
I had no idea I wanted to hear this read by Q. With AI, hopefully someone can get it done?
ButtholeSpiders 12mo ago • 100%
Damn lol that’s metal af!
ButtholeSpiders 12mo ago • 100%
I think Elon missed the the obvious joke, as per usual lol
ButtholeSpiders 12mo ago • 100%
Dear god… I think you could be onto something.
ButtholeSpiders 12mo ago • 100%
These are great, I’m not sure I wanna see what Klingon Buttspider’s could look like. 🤣
ButtholeSpiders 12mo ago • 93%
That looks like a shitty future car mock-up for a late 80’s future/action movie. Like Robocop or an Arnold movie 🤣 Only Elon would fund something this unappealing.
And the steroids for my sinuses aren’t helping matters.
It’s also not helping I’m taking steroids to help fight off a sinus infection either. 🥴
Everything’s a subscription, or wants you to sign up for one. I want off this shitshow please.
Everything’s a subscription, or wants you to sign up for one. I want off this shitshow please.