IDew 3d ago • 93%
There's probably higher quality pictures out there, but I figured this would work
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nasa-internship-twitter-controversy
IDew 2w ago • 80%
This feels so american lmao
IDew 2w ago • 100%
Fake: anon goes outside
Gay: anon has a GuyFriend
IDew 2w ago • 100%
Feels like a different planet, sick!
IDew 4w ago • 92%
I love manual driving! Sure it didn't go super smooth when I first started, but after 2 years, I don't even realize I'm shifting automatically. But it might be me that I want to have control over my car, rather than it driving for me.
IDew 1mo ago • 100%
Had a HTC One M8 back in the day. Had a lot of fun confusing the shit out of the teachers after turning off the audio system and projector lmao
IDew 1mo ago • 100%
Last mission I recall was releasing someone from a prison which ended up in a killing spree of half the town lol
The end of the mission had a really sick weather presence that make me go "wow"
IDew 1mo ago • 100%
I love Red Dead for their sick graphics. The story just doesn't grasp me as much, which is such a bummer!
IDew 2mo ago • 100%
I hate that most people don't want to care for convient's sake.. "You're only making your life harder for yourself". I simply want to be in control, not the corpos.
IDew 2mo ago • 100%
True. Edited my comment to be more accurate :)
IDew 2mo ago • 100%
Why America should drop its obsession with being no. 1
Because they aren't in most cases
IDew 2mo ago • 82%
If something is free, you're the product in almost all cases.
IDew 2mo ago • 90%
I thought this was my cat at first lmao. He does look very similar!
Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao
So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to. I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess. This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.
