Lawyerator 3d ago • 100%
I'll just wait here quietly for Doonesbury to address this.
Lawyerator 1mo ago • 80%
Man, David Letterman has aged a bit...
Lawyerator 6mo ago • 100%
I prefer an half-unbent paperclip loop. https://www.slate.com/blogs/normal/2016/10/31/removing_earwax_with_a_paperclip_is_magic_and_not_at_all_recommended.html
Lawyerator 6mo ago • 100%
Also blunt force trauma, choking, or a fatal dose of ennui through observing the dissipation of a once solid object into insubstantiality and analogizing it to the ephemeral nature of the mark one leaves on the world.
Lawyerator 6mo ago • 100%
I suppose hypothermia, frostbite, impalement (if pointy), and crushing (if there were enough of it) could also be ways that one could meet their demise via dry ice.
Lawyerator 6mo ago • 100%
F
Lawyerator 7mo ago • 100%
This bird seems "great" and all, but I wanna see the Pretty Good Egret or the Needs Improvement Egret for a proper comparison.
Lawyerator 8mo ago • 100%
So the 500 lb. trailer park resident in the motor-scooter at Walmart sucking down 64 oz. Diet Cokes is about to hit the jackpot? Color me impressed.
Lawyerator 8mo ago • 90%
I can see how the cartoon is inappropriate. A Star of David references Judaism as a whole. It paints an entire religion as the perpetrators of bad acts that can only reasonably be laid at the feet of Netanyahu's Israeli government. An Israeli flag might be more appropriate, but it would still be painting ordinary Israeli citizens with too broad of a brush.
On the flip side, the military controlled by Nethanyahu's government seems to be painting all Gaza citizens as targets, regardless of affiliation with Hamas or lack thereof. This stance sucks and is evil.
Killing innocent people like Hamas and Israel have is a clear ethical failure. Fomenting culture-wide hatred of a group in a way that encourages future killing of innocent people like Hamas and Israel have is also an ethical failure.
Harvard was right to condemn the cartoon, but there is no real good guy here.
Lawyerator 9mo ago • 100%
Ah, I get it. "Peo Peo." Ha!
Lawyerator 9mo ago • 100%
I can never trust multiple exclamation points.
Lawyerator 9mo ago • 95%
https://jarstore.com/canning-jars/
Where is your god now, mortal?!
Lawyerator 9mo ago • 7%
May you recover from your stroke quickly.
Lawyerator 9mo ago • 100%
Huh, here I thought it was a long ad-lib for a rom-com that got waaaay off track.
Lawyerator 10mo ago • 100%
On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you'll have easy access to allies.
Lawyerator 10mo ago • 98%
I'd be worried about me freaking out, causing the horse to freak out and stomp me to death. This thought itself would of course (of course) increase the chance of me freaking out about the horse.
Lawyerator 1y ago • 100%
Getting an Oregon Trail vibe from that message.
Lawyerator 1y ago • 100%
My brother insists on calling Roblox "Robots" to his kids. This appropriately infuriates them. I'm workshopping Fork-knife to bug my step kids.
Lawyerator 1y ago • 66%
Just, fuck.....
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/1745747 > There have been some impressive (and scary) temperature records set in the past couple weeks. That said, there are parts of Canada that are currently on fire that likely have a daily temperature in the hundreds of degrees. Clearly that doesn't count for any sort of temperature record. What I'm wondering is: where's the dividing line? How far away from a big fire do you have to be to record a valid daily temperature?
There have been some impressive (and scary) temperature records set in the past couple weeks. That said, there are parts of Canada that are currently on fire that likely have a daily temperature in the hundreds of degrees. Clearly that doesn't count for any sort of temperature record. What I'm wondering is: where's the dividing line? How far away from a big fire do you have to be to record a valid daily temperature?