Random 1 December 2015
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    LemmyKnowsBest
    7h ago 100%

    Wow I'm not even a doctor and can easily diagnose him with insomnia, and prescribe a sleeping pill.

    I can haz 6-figure salary now, pleez?

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  • What would be a fair wage for the work you do? An actual dollar amount.
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    LemmyKnowsBest
    7h ago 100%

    A thousand dollars a day. I work hard to complete pain & exhaustion and people appreciate the service I provide and they request me and come back for more. And it completely wears me out body mind and soul. Now let's factor in the cost of living. I feel my labor is worth $1,000 a day. I know that's not too much to ask because there are plenty of miscreants out in the world who don't work half as hard as I do but they earn a lot more.

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  • The decline of sex in films
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    LemmyKnowsBest
    17h ago 85%

    90% of that hollywood shit is hot garbage and I think a lot of folks feel the same.

    And who HASN'T been in a situation, watching TV or movie with parents or other polite company, when a sex scene comes on (completely unnecessary to the plot), making everyone uncomfortable. I'd like to think that audience surveys have been taken into account to make Hollywood stop including sex scenes.

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  • Boy who attacked sleeping students with hammers at school sentenced to life
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    LemmyKnowsBest
    17h ago 100%

    Given just two pieces of demographic info:

    Devon.

    Private school.

    You're probably the only person on the planet who's questioning the ethnicity of the assailant, much less even giving it any thought or relevance whatsoever.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMI
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    I'm Greganent?
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    LemmyKnowsBest
    2d ago 16%

    wages are decreasing (accounting for inflation), the cost of living is skyrocketing (yes even accounting for inflation), the cost of owning a home is now far too much for young people

    Because the first thing people do when they get horny is immediately check their bank account balance 🙄

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  • Google will block election ads after polls close
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    LemmyKnowsBest
    3d ago 100%

    Working an honest job, providing a service that other people appreciate?

    How about everyone else does that too.

    And how about we criminalize all methods of revenue that piss everyone off, like landlords & advertisers💡😃

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  • Carb Party!
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    LemmyKnowsBest
    3d ago 90%

    Except they're wrong! Bread especially the white bread they seem to be touting in this ad, is not only empty calories devoid of nutrients, it's inflammatory and contributes to brain fog, joint pain, muscle pain, depression, and yes weight gain.

    They've got it ALL wrong.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearPR
    ProtonVPN LemmyKnowsBest 3mo ago 100%
    Are ProtonVPN and ProtonMail two separate things? or if I'm subscribed to proton VPN can I get a proton email address along with it? or do I have to pay for them separately?
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    Living in a vehicle the last few years has helped me save & keep all the money I would've otherwise paid to a landlord. So I can afford a security system now, and urgently need one because people are starting to catch onto my patterns and hover around my vehicle like vultures. Please tell me the best security system you know of. I am not savvy with electronics and gadgets, and I never will be. So I need someone to tell me. I'm thinking of a fuel kill switch or battery kill switch or whatever that thing is; I'm thinking of camera system that I can monitor with my smartphone from wherever I am, etc I'm thinking keeping several air tags all around my vehicle, in pockets of clothing, and in bags, and under my mattress (can I use Apple air tags if I don't own any apple devices??, I run on Samsung and Lenovo and Linux); Please tell me where to get these things, what the best brands are of fuel/battery kill switches, camera monitoring system

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    ProtonVPN LemmyKnowsBest 3mo ago 90%
    Sincere question: So are you telling me everything I do on my network is 100% secure now?

    I tried proton in 2019. My life fell apart for a few years but now I've come back to proton again. So is everything I do on my network 100% secure now? Sincere question. I am not a computer expert. Please tell me.

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearCO
    Giant sky hands about to snatch & grab these people
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    I entered Experian into my calendar. But I did NOT enter that weird emoji gibberish: dead roses, coffin, skull, cute puppies, happy faces, circus? What the heck is this

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNO
    In USA, do unemployment benefits last 6 weeks? Or 6 months?
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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNO
    Getting a new SIM card, switching ISPs, how can I ensure to keep my previous old phone number that Verizon assigned me 7 years ago?

    This month I can finally leave my extortionate Verizon contract, I'm getting a new SIM card to get service with another ISP, now how can I ensure to keep my previous old phone number that Verizon assigned me 7 years ago?

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    (Me= vanlife.) If you have your starlink satellite thing mounted on top of your vehicle, the only time you can get internet is when you are within range of your vehicle, right? In case there's no Wi-Fi available, and you're away from your vehicle, which is a situation that is pretty constant in my life. I presume there's no starlink hotspot to carry around(?) Like it's been nice to have my Verizon hotspot "Orbic" shitty little thing when my phone's unlimited data service is slow or spotty but even the Orbic has shitty service sometimes. I definitely want to abandon evil extortionate Verizon. Please tell me if I become a starlink customer, I won't be able to use my phone indoors at work which doesn't allow us to use their Wi-Fi, And when I'm walking around town, what to do for internet? Please tell me your most highly recommended ISP that isn't extortionate & manipulative.

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    I'm tired of these places coming up in all my searches because I will never go back to these places again.

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNO
    Toilets with automatic flush sensors: Some are glitchy, they flush while you're still sitting there, but they don't flush after you stand up. What causes that glitch & can it be fixed?
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    I've been using it for years and for the most part if you want to go back and access a video you uploaded, it stalls and buffers and makes the videos useless to watch without redownloading them to your device. Also when you are uploading and creating folders, when you want to deposit something into a folder it kicks you back out to the parent menu and you have to scroll back down and find the folder you made again, it constantly kicks you back out to the previous level and you have to start all over again. 😡 I'm pretty sure technology has advanced to the point that this frustrating glitch could be easily remedied on their end. And if you upload something from your device to onedrive in order to free up some space on your device, You better wait at least a day before deleting it from your device, otherwise when you go back to access it on Microsoft OneDrive, you might find that it doesn't exist because you deleted it too soon from your device after uploading to OneDrive, even after visually and experientially confirming that it did indeed upload to OneDrive. I switched to Microsoft OneDrive after deciding that Dropbox sucks. Dropbox sucks because it requires to use Microsoft Windows, otherwise it will take up all the storage space on your device unless you go deep into some settings in Microsoft Windows to untoggle that "option." So I tried to untoggle that option by using someone else's Microsoft Windows for a minute but I couldn't find the obscure settings for this obscure problem, and I don't have nor want Microsoft Windows, it is extortionate. The only reason I ended up with Microsoft OneDrive was that I was in a pinch and I needed a cloud storage solution to replace Dropbox because Dropbox had rendered my phone useless by maxxing out its internal storage. I haven't delved into the Linux options yet, I need to work on synchronizing all my devices with Linux and getting rid of windows & Google. I'm so sick of their extortionate practices.

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNO
    If a car was in a severe-ish accident...?

    ... and the only place to emergency park was in a touristy area where all the parking lots require a fee, would that accident-car have to pay for parking there while he's in a crisis?

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    I have no choice but to work a job for survival although I am in constant pain, my feet, my legs, my back, my shoulders, which is ironic because here I am as your massage therapist so you might assume we're impervious to pain, But no, not only am I your licensed massage therapist but I am first & foremost a Disabled Army Veteran but I have no choice but to work because all my disability benefits are being garnished by the government. Ideally to heal my pain, I would rest and exercise and do yoga all day which is what I really need to do, but that won't earn me money to survive, and if I don't earn money to survive then I cannot survive. So I have no choice but to work a job, and if I could have any job in the world I wanted, it would be this job, as a licensed massage therapist here in this oceanfront Spa at this exclusive Beach Club that charges members $7,000 to join and $1,000 a month club dues, yes this is an exclusive club and I am grateful you hired me to work here, I went to school for this, and jumped through so many legal hoops and bureaucratic documentation and licensing and testing in several different states just to have this job, So I'm investing myself into this job because I've already invested so much effort into it, and I don't want to jump through any other hoops for any other job because I'm already exhausted. although what I really want to do is be a yoga teacher but I tried that and it only pays $25 a week and I cannot survive on $25/week, so I'm sticking with this job as a massage therapist and I'm grateful you hired me because this spa is on the beach and we can literally see the ocean from our windows and front promenade and it is so beautiful. And an employee benefit you offer us is a cafeteria with free food during our breaks and that is amazing. I'm grateful to work here, but let me be clear that I do not want to work AT ALL and I need to rest and my body is in constant pain and I literally have disability benefits so I shouldn't be working but the government /IRS is garnishing all of my disability benefits because of something stupid my ex-husband did 10 years ago, So I have no choice but to work this job, and if I must work a job, this is the best one. But I am worried I will not be able to keep up and I will be so exhausted that I simply can't do it anymore, and then what? I will die because we need money to survive and if I don't work then I won't have money. And mind you, death from lack of money is not a quick instant painless death. No, it's a slow horrible undignified demise. I will honestly tell you, along the same vein of preferring to be a yoga teacher if it only paid a living wage because that would be better for my body and my health, I've also thought of being an exotic dancer so I can climb a pole and be upside down and exercise which is what I crave, so much better than standing on these hard floors all day bending over massage clients, Oh it's 3:45 a.m. and my body is still throbbing in pain from the prior day of work, but I chose this vocation as a massage therapist because it is respectable, and guaranteed steady income as long as I can tolerate the pain and keep showing up to work every day, whereas being an exotic dancer would not be respectable, and also I don't have the personality or the street smarts to be an exotic dancer. I would just like the physicality of it, climbing, stretching, dancing, that's what my body needs to do.

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearYO
    Youtube LemmyKnowsBest 6mo ago 100%
    YouTube implements "vote fuzzing," right?

    I don't really care how many people see my videos or if nobody sees them at all, because they're just clips of happy moments in my life for my own memories, but a few days ago I posted a video and it got Day one: 4 views and one thumbs up. Day two: 1 view and no thumbs up 🤔 Day three: ZERO VIEWS and one thumbs up. I find this hilarious. and miffed at YouTube for manipulating things for no reason. I'm pretty sure even based on viewer response, "views" cannot go backwards LOL.

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    I have to submit a document for employment and they want my passport but my passport photo is 5.49 MB and they say you can't upload anything more than 5 MB. How can I shrink that file on my android phone without paying some service?

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