I absolutely LOVE my ebike. We live on a hill that would be impossible for me to ride up (without breaks), having the pedal assist means I don't dread it anymore. It's quite fun! I will often do 20-30 mile rides just because it's so easy. And it replaced my need to drive my car most places.

Don't meet people from online.

Lullaby by Shawn Mullins. Heard it at a special time - I don't remember the event anymore but I do get intense feelings of comfort and calm whenever I hear it.

Nah

Multitasking really simple tasks. I can do three errands around the house at the same time, and I'm really good at bartending multiple drinks simultaneously. I love cooking because I'm really efficient and time multiple dishes perfectly.

They're dry and taste like cold ass?

They're like someone with a salty mouth sucked regular peanuts until they absorbed all the warm saliva and swelled up, and then spat them into a paper bag and left them for a few hours on a warm park bench.

Boiled peanuts. Never afuckingain

We have flights and hotel booked. It's my husband's appointment, I'm just there to show him memes and distract him. He's going to ask the guy today.

Divorce of convenience.

We're supposed to go to Tampa this weekend for a tattoo. In the grand scheme of things I know, we've got very little to worry about, but I am wondering if we should just cancel now, or if there's a chance of Tampa being back online by Friday.

Most yt channels have captions and transcripts. If you really are that desperate to learn how to install a French drain while on the bus, just grab the transcript and whack it into chatgpt to get an article version.

Treat yourself like a car and park - I see too many people just stopping in the middle of wherever to check their phone. It's not hard to take a quick glance and find a spot off to the side. They should teach this stuff in schools.

Underrated

I thought it was quite good once upon a time.

I fell off a scooter and broke my arm.

We were at Bonnaroo in camp, and a guy comes up and sits with us. We don't know him and he's a bit odd, but radical inclusion and all that, so we let him stay. We try chatting to him, but he's real weird. Also, he's butt ass naked. We are all like "this is odd, right" but we all don't say it out loud. Then naked guy asks for a knife. We notice he's pulling at his foreskin and grumbling to himself that he is 'itchy'. We say we don't have a knife, and he starts to get mad. He leaves camp, and then we discover he's stolen one of our phones. He leaves a voicemail saying he's heading to space. We get the phone back. He pisses in a chair, then we find police on horses and tell them to take him in.

Years later we hear from a friend of his that he was going through a dark time and had taken some drugs that only deepened the psychosis. He wanted to cut his dick off. It wasn't the drugs though, he was already in that bad place. Mental health facilities are so important, and we should focus on those before blaming the straw that broke the camel's dick.

Actually I found out yesterday she nurses. She climbed into my arms and started sucking on my shirt.

I think (without any research, just from vague memory) the ear clipping isn't actually all that painful to the cat, and the benefits of an immediate visual identifier outweigh it. I wouldn't even know where to look for a cat tat.