Yes it was near a watergate, didn't know that it was not fully closed. It was weirdly peaceful and when i woke up I'm already on land

Drowning when swimming on the river

Me laughing in salaried 9-5 with clock in and clock out. Pay deduction if i forget to do clock in or out even if everyone know i work that day. Got paid 50% less than people who did the same job same position who didn't need to clock in/out.

I have a shit job and the only thing that keep me going is the job close to where i and my family live so i can check on my sister (found out that she do self harm once and I'm scared to go faraway from her ever since).

Desperate people make a good cheap employee.

Found out that your ex gf favorite boyband member died from lemmyshitpost meme, life is weird

I said maybe

Obviously they walk into our missile/s

I've been using Pop Os on my Thinkpad X1 Yoga 3rd for about 2 month now. It's great but i have touchscreen problem with touchscreen not working after i left the laptop to sleep/standby

It's all the emus plan to take over the world

Me chewing the Balrog candy bar trying to swallow it

My uvula "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Mate this is amazing!, gonna use it as my phone wallpaper

Rolling on their back: they're exposing their vulnerable stomachs to you as a show of trust. this is not an invitation to touch their stomach

Too late chief now i have scratches on my hand

That cat is actually trying to flip the hand with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

They actually play Game boy with CRT monitor

Are you sure that it's not the duck who copying the orchid? Bird aren't real

It's god way to test our faith

It's real guys! I have a picture of Biden weather machine in his backyard

You see they all different one use / the other use - and ~

/S

You're filled with DETERMINATION.

If it was me, i would ask the people there how to retrieve my stuff.... I might get into trouble but hey in this scenario im a police who lose their gun to MRI machine so I'll look stupid either way