The magnificent people who join the community are, that's true

Oh, should have used this quote, my bad

Let's just say I've waited there for 15 minutes after throwing him in and he came back after 7 in game days standing there and complaining again.

I see. I had a list like this but never managed to follow it through so respect my dude (Dragon's Dogma should be higher).

It's more like he wants to test the Arisen's patience. Also Jasper is already dead in this playthrough

Not trying to force it upon you or something but you definitely should play it as soon as possible, just saying... (play it right now)

The slightly more humane way... Although I don't toss people either, that right there is Pip. We don't like Pip around here.

Quite possible, yeah

Present in very many cultures as well. Be it called yari, ji, iklwa or sarissa they are all long pokey sticks.

Could not put it in a better way although it doesn't have to prevent success, it could also hamper it strongly making it way harder than it should be.

You clearly have it worse. I find myself really lucky because I started out in a rather small company but with some very passionate programmers whom I can look up to.

Ah, haven't thought about factorio. On that matter 7 Billion Humans is a cool game that can teach the basic logic behind programming.

Well, Scratch is certainly a good starting point so I would assume he wants more if he's been all over it.

There are some toys and kits available but I am not really aware if they are any good.

If my little brother would make such a request I probably would want to go with Python and an Arduino project. Robots are cool so it would pique his curiosity while basics with Arduino should be challenging but manageable. The only drawback is that it probably would require some time investment on your side.

A cheaper alternative would be directing him towards writing some simple programs in Python or Java as the only setup this would require is an IDE and it would also teach him googling for information.

I think the safety online is the biggest problem here and the only thing I can think of is to only allow some domains...

Maybe some of these suggestions sound good to you, if so I'll gladly expand on them.

Also big kudos to your approach on the matter.

I mean that's exactly me only that my boss and some coworkers who are super nerds keep praising my working-for-only-1-year-now ass so it's a battle between insecurities and people telling me I'm doing good.