Looks like meat's off the menu boys, but we've got this suspicious looking pizza

You talking to me?

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

These are great!

Is Dr Patches' degree medical or academic?

Hard to get more traditional than this!

Ugh, my username is also Bort

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don't. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

No feedback really other than I like the pics, keep up the good work!

That's a kookaburra

Just a lowly, lowly cook

Night Drive - Chromatics

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there's a little jingle to help you remember it.

Even these lads can tell this isn't a car

You've not been to my local then?

Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!

The SNP master plan!

@bort

You talking to me?

Repeat with exponential growth, starting asking everyone you know if they want any spiderlings

Where do you think you are?