shittysuperpowers
Shitty Superpowers 6mo ago
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You always know the exact direction of Pluto.
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    dberte79         6mo ago • 100%

    It’s just a dwarf planet now. Breaks my heart.

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    Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos 6mo ago
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    Name 3 things that are penis shaped
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    dberte79         6mo ago • 100%

    I have a severe case of Peyronie’s disease and feel very judged now.

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    Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos 6mo ago
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    Name 3 things that are penis shaped
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    dberte79         6mo ago • 100%

    Penises Sausage Pretzel

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    • horriblelifetips
    Horrible Life Tips 6mo ago
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    It’s not slavery if they’re foster kids
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    dberte79         6mo ago • 100%

    That’s what children are for.

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    Horrible Life Tips dberte79 • 6mo ago • 100%
    It’s not slavery if they’re foster kids

    Get some foster kids for around the home tasks like cooking,cleaning,mowing the lawn and running a sweat shop staffed by your other foster kids.

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    horriblelifetips
    Horrible Life Tips dberte79 • 7mo ago • 78%
    Walk in traffic

    Walk in traffic, you can draft and go faster. You can go fastest on the freeway.

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