dont jork your peanits

if you need ideas, I sent a photo of me with laser eyes photoshopped on with the text "they / them" underneath and it's been smooth sailing from there

I look forward to seeing your journey down the pipeline

cant comment on womens boxers, but pro tip - period underwear can work great since they have more padding / are more stable for holding things in place

idk tho ive never tucked anything and ill let it hang 4 life

tbh I stopped drinking recently and I found i got a lot of mileage out of replacing it with yummy things that helped trick my reptile brain

the monkey clapping cymbals in my head thinks that a non alcoholic beer is a beer, and it thinks a nice soda water w/ bitters is a cocktail

I take some drug store sleepy meds before bed since I had similar feelings you do re: insomnia / 'i need to drink to sleep'

I find the combination of tasty fake alcoholic treats + things that accomplish what my body is concerned about creates enough of a placebo for me personally.

fuck yeahhhh. when you're ready for testers sign me up and ill test it in a professional setting

I mean Fallout was fucking great imo, but definitely an exception to that rule

40 days sober

electrolysis clinic booked to max. ill unionize against myself when I move offices, but for now the boss wants 12 hour days

expanding to a full time office soon, at which point ill have capacity to do multiple days a month pro bono work for a local drop-in centre for LGBTQ folks

training an apprentice, when they're ready we will convert the business to a workers co-op and bring on another apprentice. im raising an army of based communist electrologists.

lets fucking go

Sorry, I've gotten so used to shoplifting that I'm not going back to paying

the new way to make a heart with your hands is stupid

we are legion

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love pig poop balls and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

classic banger

I'm lazy as fuck

I thought it'd be funny to make my wife gay

thanks homie. i've made a lot of progress and I love seeing success stories like yours. for me at least it's a process and maybe we'll get there eventually

congrats! i hope I can do that eventually

i am le epic marvel protagonist

I bet it smells wild in there

Not sure, this is a regional flag with some other design elements and the friend who is from that region / gave it to me says it goes this way if I wanted to hang it vertically 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

There's also only print on one side. I dunno it's an heirloom from a civil war, shit happens lmao

Onyx!!! and THANK YOU