what, you want 47 more shades of grey? that'll kinda contradict the OP, though.

why does she need action on the side with such a horny husband already available?

given his choice of weapon, i'm surprised he didn't "stop!".

"ceo of cloud company says employees must work on premise."

must do wonders for the marketing of the capability of their platform.

shithole is a common surname in india. it's to be pronounced "shi-to-lay" (rhyming with frito lay).

given that we don't see any of the ancient navajo any more, that magic either doesn't work at all or it works splendidly.

... discovered two other tiny duplicate penises hidden inside his scrotum.

where he also stored a couple of lug nuts for the two spares.

you would do well to stay away from firefly.

you would have received more relevant responses if you had titled your post as, "there is absolutely no evidence that musk is against free speech. what are you folks on about, anyway?"

maybe they just laid off the titchier ones so that the average size of team members did indeed increase.

this is why man shouldn't be allowed into space yet. we haven't built the discipline to not litter.

let us first practice responsible consumption and disposal for a couple of generations before chucking yet another car into orbit.

he wouldn't be able to see my sword at all unless i was improperly dressed.

well, that and maybe because it does help us communicate with all the aurally challenged people around us.

... and most of the rest of us are in obtuse poverty.

even the strongest amongst us would quail

on hearing the specifics of every such tale.

one would be ever so inclined

to declare that the worst of mankind

lives today in that state of israel.

they really missed out on using the "A Time Tuchel" headline.

it wouldn't be arkanoid which was released in 1987; the copyright text in the cartoon says 1980.

• Goldilocks

what was the problem with the burger? did he get everything else on it but "not the onion"?