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chapotraphouse realGulDukat • 9mo ago • 100%

Celebrate the legacy of the 5th and GREATEST Prefect of Bajor with this exquisitely crafted limited edition commemorative coin made from 100% gold-pressed latinum AVAILABLE NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

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realGulDukat 9mo ago • 100%

Such a nasty woman.

::: spoiler spoiler Kira, if you're reading this: call me on the holo-comm. I need you. We could make a beautiful life together and I'll even forgive you for being Bajoran. :::

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realGulDukat 9mo ago • 100%

downbear maddened

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chapotraphouse realGulDukat • 10mo ago • 100%

My administration created more than 50 million jobs for Bajor. Boring Benjamin Sisko has never created a job in his life. He's too busy playing baseball in his holosuite. Sad!

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chapotraphouse realGulDukat • 10mo ago • 100%

MAQUIS TERRORISTS ARE FLOODING THE DMZ AND BORING BENJAMIN SISKO IS DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT

He still REFUSES to say the words MAQUIS TERRORISM!

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chapotraphouse realGulDukat • 10mo ago • 97%

Balding Benjamin Sisko said his station has a "thousand photon torpedo banks." Will someone on his miserable outpost please inform him that my fleet also has torpedo bays, but they are MUCH bigger

AND they don't fire blanks!

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chapotraphouse 10mo ago

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Cranky Kira Nerys is a nasty woman and nobody likes her. I fully understand why Vedek Bareil left her for a Trill girl when he was hopped up on brain waves—he should have stuck with that decision

realGulDukat 10mo ago • 100%

She should be in jail.

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chapotraphouse 10mo ago

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Cranky Kira Nerys is a nasty woman and nobody likes her. I fully understand why Vedek Bareil left her for a Trill girl when he was hopped up on brain waves—he should have stuck with that decision

realGulDukat 10mo ago • 100%

Everybody knows it.

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chapotraphouse realGulDukat • 10mo ago • 100%

Cranky Kira Nerys is a nasty woman and nobody likes her. I fully understand why Vedek Bareil left her for a Trill girl when he was hopped up on brain waves—he should have stuck with that decision

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chapotraphouse 10mo ago

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I would like to extend my best wishes to all posters here (even the haters and Bajorans) on this very special anniversary of Wolf 359!

realGulDukat 10mo ago • 100%

Some, I assume, are good humanoids. But when Bajor sends their envoys into the Alpha Quadrant, they're usually not sending their best!

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chapotraphouse realGulDukat • 10mo ago • 100%

I would like to extend my best wishes to all posters here (even the haters and Bajorans) on this very special anniversary of Wolf 359!

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chapotraphouse 11mo ago

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Bossy Benjamin Sisko is trying to act like a tough guy again but we all know he is very weak!

realGulDukat 11mo ago • 100%

Fake news.

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chapotraphouse 11mo ago

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Bossy Benjamin Sisko is trying to act like a tough guy again but we all know he is very weak!

realGulDukat 11mo ago • 100%

I was going to have a nice day with my son but the liars and fools on subspace frequencies keep forcing me to defend my honor.

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chapotraphouse realGulDukat • 11mo ago • 95%

Bossy Benjamin Sisko is trying to act like a tough guy again but we all know he is very weak!

Maybe he should spend less time criticizing my record as prefect and do something about the Bajoran terrorists he put in charge of his space station! Still waiting for that Earth certificate...

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