Local news channel discovers a nearby 250-person town has a 50-person police force
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 9h ago 100%

    "i'm a racist minority beating pig just like my daddy, his daddy, and his daddy before him"

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  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7_0NoRHOEM

    unfunnily guy ![family-guy-death-pose](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F010e94f3-f7cc-44b6-991c-bda70381798e.png "emoji family-guy-death-pose")

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    I'm sorry? Rammstein says punch nazis?
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 13h ago 100%

    what do they does??

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  • Peace in the Middle East. At last.
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 21h ago 100%

    all we have to do is make a fake Quran and bundle it with a few coupons to US fast food establishments and all thae problems with the middle east and islam (im not actually sure what those problems are, but there are problems, believe me) will be solved

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  • Yesterday in Detroit - Trump was on stage for 16 minutes and didn't say a word. He walked around like an unsupervised dementia resident at a nursing home.
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 1d ago 100%

    i was there, he was just listing all the different hot wheels he owns (i suspect he was lying about many of them)

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  • It's quite telling that liberals have to defend Kamala by using hypotheticals
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 2d ago 100%

    i'm voting for trump.

    i mean, i'm not actually voting, but liberals keep telling me that's a vote for trump. you know, because they're entitled to my time and my vote and all that, and if i don't give that to them, it means i'm giving it to "the other side" with 98% identical policies

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  • So I get banned from lemmy.ml What now?
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 2d ago 100%

    dude YOU'RE the idiot for taking an obvious shitpost by someone who is themselves likely american seriously. it's called hyperbole for comedic effect.

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  • how do you get rick from dichard
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 2d ago 100%

    write in to economic update and ask for the marxist view on this

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  • Just left all my luggage unattended at rural station in Japan to get a bento down the street
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 2d ago 92%

    japan is relatively safe but still, if you're there for any serious amount of time and you continuously do stuff like that your stuff will get stolen like in any other country. it's still a capitalist country with all the struggle that comes with that. while most people are socialized in such a way that it'll control their behavior more than their struggling does, there's gonna eventually be someone whose conditions are so dire that they're just gonna take your stuff

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  • Who's your favourite marxist scholar of today?
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 2d ago 100%

    this might have been true had myself, the one TRUE true leftist, entered the conversation

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  • Alright bernie bros, I know we joke a lot about not voting, but I think its time we stopped larping and help elect the one woman who can beat Trump and save democracy!
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 3d ago 100%

    maddened "wtf ur not voting for kamala?!?! are u some kind of sexist racist!?!"

    "no im writing in hillary, i just believe she's a powerful woman who has been robbed of what's rightfully hers for too long" big-cool

    madeline-shock "omg youre so right me too do u wanna get out of here and educate me more about liberal theory and women's rights???"

    big-cool "um yeah... i think i can do that"

    meow-hug

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  • I'm liking his new arc
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 3d ago 100%

    now that's what i call going BEAST MODEEEEE

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  • What class(es) do you tend to gravitate towards in video game rpgs?
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 4d ago 100%

    paladin, you're strong enough that you can defend yourself but also you can heal yourself/your team. other healer classes tend to be too weak to defend themselves, and strictly aggressive classes rely too much on healers for me personally to wanna play one

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  • Reminder to backup
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 4d ago 100%

    so what you're telling me is that i need to back that thang up?

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  • Statement from President Joe Biden on the Death of Yahya Sinwar
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 4d ago 100%

    is it against the law to celebrate knowing he's so old that he's gonna die soon

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  • Statement from President Joe Biden on the Death of Yahya Sinwar
  • sweatersocialist sweatersocialist 4d ago 100%

    on god, fuck joe biden. worthless demon piece of shit. thank god this old fuck is gonna die within the next 5 years. fuck him

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  • so then you admit hamas are doing exactly what is justified in RETALIATION to israel and you only condemn them because your tv told you to how the fuck do you say this shit, being so unaware that you don’t even understand what you yourself are saying? fucking LIBERALS!!!!!!

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    mAkE ThEm pAy FoR iT 👢👅 wItH dAdDy’S mOnEy!!!! 👅👢

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    fuck both these zionist pigs

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    permabanned on plebbit so i cant downvote these bots

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    man what a fucking show. it was incredible. i loved the art style, the story telling, the world its self was so fucking cool. i didn't see a TV show board on here so i figured i'd post here. anyone check it out? one of the best pieces of scifi i have ever seen. it's also genuinely terrifying, which for a cartoon, is impressive to me. i've never been scared by a cartoon before, but seeing these weird ass alien life forms that are completely unpredictable just gets me i guess

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    i just don't get how this shit works. last night i clicked on something on hexbear that took me to lemmy.blahaj or something, and one of the first banners i see on a community says "fuck tankies". what is that site, how is it related to this one? then there's lemmygrad. also one i find myself on from this site. but despite looking identical my hexbear account doesn't work on there so it's not part of hexbear? my ass is stupid and confused.

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    what's good comrades. tl;dr i didn't learn to drive until i was 27. i'm 31 now. in those 4 years, i've had two cars i bought cheap outright with cash, so i have never financed a more expensive car. these were 800 bucks each. i only got a credit card at the beginning of 2024, i was terrified of debt my whole life so i never even wanted to get one. but i figure, i need credit to exist in amerikkka so the time has come. my score is 650 on one site and 697 on another. so let's assume it's like 670 actually. i've applied for two auto loans but was turned down due to 'limited credit' but i see teenagers who work at wendy's driving nicer/newer cars they were able to finance, and i'm not even trying to get anything like that. i'm only looking to get a loan of like 4-6k, to buy cheap reliable used car from like 2005-2013. i see lots of options. i'm trying to avoid the dealer financing tho due to the dude telling me they typically charge like 25% interest through dealership financing. how exactly does this work? is my only choice to get ripped off with dealer financing? i can't join a credit union, i've tried- limited credit. i don't get at all how credit works. i don't even want this shit. but currently i drive a 1995 toyota avalon that's falling apart and it's not safe to drive so i gotta figure something out

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    what's good comrades? i'm just curious if anyone on here is into the same shit as me. i'd love to have some leftist friends who i can talk skating and politics with. i know aggressive skating is a niche thing these days, so the odds of finding anyone else on here doing it are slim, but doesn't hurt to try i'm getting over a recent injury (tripped over a scooter kid, busted my chin open, bled all over the skatepark) and i'm dying to get back out there

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