tourist 7d ago • 91%
can we pronounce it like "asshole"
tourist 1w ago • 100%
October 19th got 33 hours in it, so remember to make use of that
tourist 1w ago • 100%
1-4 years and that much money is still unclaimed
I'm not very familiar with how these bounty contracts work, but I am going to assume it's not happening if they haven't decided by now :(
tourist 2w ago • 94%
I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government
tourist 2w ago • 100%
That "I want to connect with you emotionally" tagline makes me feel like it's a joke account, but because it's linkedin there's zero way to be certain with all the psychotic shit I've seen there.
tourist 2w ago • 100%
Snort 50-60 grams of creatine
Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry
Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.
Do this daily and you won't have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.
tourist 2w ago • 100%
fuck it
just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text
tourist 2w ago • 100%
don't waste good water
wetten the streets with kerosene
tourist 3w ago • 100%
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
tourist 3w ago • 100%
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doing a handstand
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being good enough at archery to draw a crowd
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performing archery with feet
Like, I'll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.
This doesn't look AI generated.
I'm in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.
Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬
tourist 4w ago • 100%
During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.
We all already knew it's bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I'm not gonna fucking do that.
Anyways, someone sent the answer, "Led Zeppelin", 1ms before me.
I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.
edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn't matter if you don't think about it too much
tourist 4w ago • 100%
I'd rather not ask
tourist 4w ago • 100%
get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging "your ex" (you) to take you back
tourist 4w ago • 100%
Yep. They've been around for years.
Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don't know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy
I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it's legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for "drug possession" i.e. didn't pay a bribe)
Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that's gonna expire in a few hours anyway
tourist 1mo ago • 96%
I'm not scared of nuclear power
but hearing it in the same sentence as 'Microsoft AI' sent a shiver down my spine
tourist 1mo ago • 100%
pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker
tourist 1mo ago • 100%
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
tourist 1mo ago • 100%
Same
Ok Mr Task Manager
- hit VSCode with a fucking hammer
- break Edge's fucking shins
- fucking drop a nuke on Teams like you never signed the Geneva convention
- murder the useless node server on port 5001 that your coworker insists needs to be running while developing the current project
- tuck the mouse jiggle script into bed, lil guy had a long day :3
Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye
can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13499393
im gonna catch up on sleep
I wouldn't really call myself a distro hopper, but in the last few months I've had to do some fresh installs on a couple of machines and VMs for work If these aren't included by default, I'll make sure to get em: **GUI**: - Firefox & Chromium - Gimp & Krita - VSCode/VSCodium - Okular - Libre office **CLI***: - git - wget&curl - neovim - zsh/ohmyzsh + plugins - glow - neofetch - figlet/toilet - zellij - python - nodejs/npm/nvm + nodemon globally - ranger/rifle Also, how do you go about migrating your old config and rc files? Start fresh or just copy em over and make adjustments where necessary?
I've always just used konsole or gnome terminal. Never really looked into what else is available. Tried cool-retro-term the other day, but the novelty wore off pretty fast for me. Curious to see if there's a terminal someone swears by and refuses to use anything else.
Never heard any follow ups on the taste thing, so I need answers 4 years since 2020. Time really flies when a catastrophic global event hits you in the face
- _Allow this website to send notifications?_ - _Privacy badger stopped 652 trackers on this page_ - "Let us enable cookies? *Yes* or 19 step cookie configuration wizard?" - "Ads are how we keep our service free. Please disable your adblocker" - "you've reached your daily free limit. Please upgrade to a pro account for just 29.99 USD/month (the price of a cup of coffee)" I fucking hate the modern web
"it do be like that sometimes" is starting to lose it's magic a little
stole from pigboy's website