At least cards against humanity is doing it too

What did they do to you?!

Well I mean if toddlers could operate phones this would make total sense

Oh I thought it's about the cum jar

Not the US but Germany: The last time(s) I was looking for an apartment I really wished there was an option on the common search websites to check "no balcony" as a filter. You could either be ambivalent about it or filter for apartments with balconies. Each apartment I've ever seen (that wasn't ground floor) had a balcony. I'd love to not have a balcony! Don't need it don't want it don't want to pay for it don't want to care for it. Yet every single time the balcony of an apartment is advertised like it's something special and unique and oh gosh can you imagine this apartment has a balcony! Oh no shit it does?! Show me one goddamn apartment without a balcony I dare you!

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Dude I would have shat my pants.

Truth be told I would still shit my pants.

I remember freaking out when the last season of Friends aired - what, there are people vacationing in Bermuda? Are they insane? I was in my late teens

Literally had this 15 mins ago

For real for real, had a horrible ant infestation, had to leave for a week, came back to a bathroom full of spiders and sucked out mummified ants. I mean they should have used some protection at their orgies but ok I guess a fuckfest after a gluttonous feeding was justified.

Just here to say I feel you and agree with your sentiment.

This is, indeed, a more realistic solution for America than, let's say, let the president have less power. Or getting rid of the electoral college.

Can I also add: to anyone witnessing a stranger's kid having a tantrum, be gentle. It is not bad parenting or child abuse or anything like that, at least not in the vast majority of cases. If you want a loud tantrum to be stopped right there and then you basically are demanding that a person, who is not yet able to control or even understand their emotions fully due to an undeveloped brain, is being controlled. You want less Karens in the future? Let the kids, please, experience these tantrums and find a way to deal with them. And be easy on the parents. They cannot shut down their kid like a machine and if they can - they shouldn't, it most likely would require some form of violence or control that you would not want a child to experience if you really gave it a thought. And believe me the parent is feeling like shit already, no need to look down on them.

Please remember you also were a kid once.

(Also, my love goes out to anyone named Karen, it is a beautiful name and wear it with pride, I am sorry it has become tainted. )

Say what you will but this would be a very cool "this is how we met" story that they could tell their kids down the line

Same man, where do these people get their flashlights

Edit: Thank you for the countless tips on where you guys buy flashlights. But neither am I in the USA nor do I actually ever need a flashlight. I have two at home and I don't think I ever actually used them for other than fun. I guess the follow up question is what do you do with all those flashlights?

The more pubes the less guyliner? Really?

Wait no one started masturbating? How odd

I can't believe how apolitical I was before our daughter was born. I mean I'm not even in the US or a man but Jesus fucking Christ having kids makes you so invested into everything that you cannot not be political. It's not even a real choice unless you are, as you phrase it, a deadbeat parent.

I agree, but there are plenty of jobs that cannot be done in home office. During covid years I commuted like crazy (by train though) because I worked in a lab developing antiretrovirals. Even the project managers in biotech/pharma need to be on site especially in intense times (like covid) to be able to be in the lab. There are tons of jobs (isn't it 50%?) that cannot be done from home office. We need a strong public transport either way.

As a side note: The stupidest form of work is hybrid. So you still have to live relatively close to work to be able to commute, i.e. likely in an expensive metropolitan area, and pay higher rent prices because you need a working room, and the room is not fully tax deductible because you theoretically could be in the office (at least in Germany they deduct 6€/day for voluntary home office). It's a shame we don't have much more and much cheaper coworking spaces. They should be literally everywhere so you don't need to go further than 15 minutes.

I'm both you and your wife. I sneak into the sleeping room and I yell that it's time to get up.