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Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ november • 2mo ago • 61%

Cats can NOT be vegan!

Have you ever heard someone describe their cat as "magical"? They weren't being hyperbolic. You see, cats are **obligate carnivores**. This is a kind of animal whose metabolism runs on **magic**. Their digestive systems use **clairvoyance** to determine whether the meal they're eating came from another animal. Nutrients have nothing to do with it -- if you try to feed them lab-synthesized taurine, the ancient curse laid upon their kind by the Egyptian sorcerers who bound them all those millennia ago will **lay waste to all mankind**. Bet you feel stupid now, huh? Checkmate, vegoons.

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ F04118F • 4mo ago • 57%

one of the small joys in our lives

cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/492288 > ich🌭iel

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ veganpizza69 • 4mo ago • 80%

They're Usually Shredded Alive Rule :(

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/17066438 > They're usually shredded alive almost immediately because they're seen as "waste" since they don't lay eggs > > For some more context: > > [Why the egg industry 'shreds' baby chicks alive (NSFL)](https://youtu.be/zdvnDHKB7nA)

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ nume • 5mo ago • 79%

outjerked lol

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/119909 > outjerked lol > >

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ 5714 • 5mo ago • 91%

Ethical Hunter Throws Duck He Shot Back Into Sky

How responsible of them! They are a hero to me, what am I saying, to the vegan cause!

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ nume • 5mo ago • 89%

Yay!!

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/80043 > Yay!!

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ nume • 5mo ago • 85%

Strong feelings of a strong man

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/57262 > Strong feelings of a strong man

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ nume • 5mo ago • 88%

Fucking Trudeau

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/56644 > Fucking Trudeau

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ nume • 5mo ago • 86%

Can't drink water as a vegan any more :/ Even if we're made up of water :/ Sorry ://///

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/44513 > Can't drink water as a vegan any more :/ Even if we're made up of water :/ Sorry ://///

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ ordellrb • 6mo ago • 83%

Oh no! I forgot the open Oat Milk in the Freezer for 3 Months, Anyway

I remembered how nasty cooking was with all the grease and smells. Now its just Tofu, yummy

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ veganpizza69 • 6mo ago • 93%

Bunny

Caption: ::: spoiler spoiler A "medieval drawing" style of a small bunny (portrait). The bunny is standing, is holding a flail (weapon), and is wearing an upper-body scale armor. Superimposed text: "Soft, but not available for mistreatment" :::

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ vcj • 9mo ago • 77%

Basically every post on main sub

Basically every post on main sub [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19fhufu/basically\_every\_post\_on\_main\_sub/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19fhufu/basically_every_post_on_main_sub/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ vcj • 9mo ago • 81%

Why are vegans always so annoying?

Why are vegans always so annoying? [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19etmql/why\_are\_vegans\_always\_so\_annoying/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19etmql/why_are_vegans_always_so_annoying/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ vcj • 9mo ago • 54%

Common cheesebrain L

Common cheesebrain L [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eprvd/common\_cheesebrain\_l/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eprvd/common_cheesebrain_l/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ vcj • 9mo ago • 79%

Bruh, not even IV's are safe 😭

Bruh, not even IV's are safe 😭 [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eavrf/bruh\_not\_even\_ivs\_are\_safe/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eavrf/bruh_not_even_ivs_are_safe/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ vcj • 9mo ago • 53%

AITA for killing my dog and eating it even if it had a good life?

AITA for killing my dog and eating it even if it had a good life? [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19edokq/aita\_for\_killing\_my\_dog\_and\_eating\_it\_even\_if\_it/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19edokq/aita_for_killing_my_dog_and_eating_it_even_if_it/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)

Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ vcj • 9mo ago • 76%

When will the vegans learn to stay away from any city that sells pizza?? 😔

When will the vegans learn to stay away from any city that sells pizza?? 😔 [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19duew8/when\_will\_the\_vegans\_learn\_to\_stay\_away\_from\_any/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19duew8/when_will_the_vegans_learn_to_stay_away_from_any/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)