Apparently someone managed to get some confidential information from Trumps’s latest medical check through an anonymous leaker. Here is an excerpt.

“Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...”

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Russian dolls dongs

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

Looks like he got shit faced before the photo.

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

Using the strong arm of the law until the police co….

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

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Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don't look!
Just don't look!

Fort Tolukko and Balls

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Intel Outside

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

Baberaham Lincoln

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