It turns out that I am not. I can't help but feel somewhat disappointed.
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I've got two bunnies running around my place. They do cute things, like bunnies do. It's hard to be upset when you watch them frolicking together.
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The biggest warcrime on display here is that hair, am I right, ladies?
Mine is purple. Specifically lavender or lilac, depending on how I'm feeling at the time.
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Egg Head's portrait is better in the original. That's about it.
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You've got it right, this is just a bad thread.
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I can't be bothered to ever measure out my instant coffee, so I use decaf instead. You get a robust flavour and a respectable amount of caffeine through sheer volume.
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I always knew Karl Marx and Freddy Pringles were fake communists.
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So sad to see that Hamas runs the New York Times 😔
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Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.
It tastes exactly the same as the sparkling wines that come at a fraction of the price. The wily frogs have bamboozled me.
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Fish hook theory is proved correct once again. Libs and Conservatives are both fully on board with the "facts don't care about your feelings" method of argument and don't seem to understand that being smarmy to people who are miserable doesn't get them to like you.
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It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.
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Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.
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Honestly that's a pretty decent visual joke, but from a re-election standpoint he probably shouldn't be drawing attention to how he's old as fuck.
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Oh, you think the bombardment of Gaza is bad? What if it was happening under a president that handled the situation exactly the same but didn't kind-of-sort-of pretend to feel bad about it? Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in?
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I like the Super S on the bottom half, real 90s chic.
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I use a browser and Notepad and that's pretty much all I do on my PC. I do so little with it that learning how to use a new operating system seems far more effort than it's worth.
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Buying speed from a dealer who was advertising on Craigslist. It all went fine, but that doesn't stop it from being a bad idea.
Ḥanukkah's probably not going to be much fun this year, but it's mostly just me and a bunch of cousins so I don't really care if they yell at me. We never really talk politics so maybe they'll actually turn out to be cool, who knows.
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If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.
I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.
Fucking frog thinks he can tell me what to think.
When we get popular enough to start inspiring feature-length porn parodies, we'll get stuck with a bullshit title like 'Hexbear: A XXX Parody' when 'Sexbear' or 'Hexxxbear' are right there.
I've got long, wavy hair that I'm trying to figure out what to do with. I already had my manbun phase nearly a decade ago, and settling for a plain, unadorned ponytail is more than a bit gauche. I've been thinking of putting a nice silk ribbon in there, but I'm worried that instead of looking like a modern man who doesn't feel threatened by wearing traditionally feminine accessories, that I'll instead just look like some sort of colonial re-enactor. I'm trying to find examples of manly men with hair ribbons and I'm coming up with absolutely nothing. Does anyone have suggestions for what I should be going for?
I've been thinking about the steady increase of porno involving siblings, parents, or some sort of parental substitute (sexy teacher, lascivious nanny, etc). I'm convinced that this is the result of further atomization under capitalism. As social relations and active participation in community continue to degrade, essentially the only people you will have any sort of meaningful connection to will be your immediate family. If you're lucky you picked up some friends at school and got along well with your co-workers, but it's very likely that you have no emotional ties or experienced any sort of physicality with anybody outside of who you grew up with. Of course you're going to end up horny for Daddy when everyone outside of the nuclear family is basically an alien that you're incapable of feeling any sort of connection to. Somebody's probably thought about this more than I have, but I don't feel like I'm off-base in saying that incest increases in popularity as everyone's social circles continue to contract. Or maybe Freud was right and people have always wanted to fuck their moms, I don't know.