Guess you’re just not that creative.

I can’t believe you’d agree with OP that itsy bitsy water goes up the spider spout.

“no more drugs for this guy!” -takes face off

let me level with you since you’re not getting it—yes, the posts in this community are generally unbelievably stupid. that is why I posted this. because this community is full of incomprehensibly stupid posts all hours of the day and I figured I’d do a bit of good old fashion shitposting.

but do you know how ShowerThoughts work

but it is tho cause I thought about it.

IDK have you never thought before?

I am a millennial democrat—I have been polled once and I didn’t respond to the text because 1) I didn’t like the tone of how it was written and 2) assume any unbidden text is a phishing attempt.

He won’t, he’s been immensely successful being an evil piece of shit.

What if you have no concept of “throwing shade?”

Either look up how lenses work or go back to your Play-Doh’s cave.

But I heard Kamala campaign has courted donors so like where do you draw the line?

/s in case any deranged tankies come a-commenting in support of fringe party foreign-backed spoiler candidates that will never win.

Some Oda-ass lips on this feline. Garchu.

This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever read. How is any of it related to itself or even a thought?

No, you aren’t.

No one forgets that—the artwork for Roach’s Gwent card has her ON A ROOF.

News Flash, there are other elections that happen in the US every year that are more influential and important for national issues than the presidency.

Maybe take your weird hatred of the failure-of-the-democratic-party-not-being-as-progressive-as-you-want energy and focus that on:

• getting local city councilors, mayors and county clerks etc. elected who represent your political ideology,
• getting state legislators and other officials elected who represent your political ideology,
• getting judges elected (where applicable) who understand the codified and written law and are willing to execute it as written,
• maybe even (SHOCK) getting congresspeople elected who match your political ideology.

I know this might be hard to understand, but there are a myriad of elected officials that comprise our federal system and focusing on THE PRESIDENCY alone will never make anything meaningfully change.

And for anyone who skews even the least bit toward NOT WANTING FACISM to take hold in this country of The United States of America, just fucking vote for Kamala Harris you stupid asshole.

Yeah where are Kamala’s emails??

I intentionally stole a few glasses from a bar that I used to frequent—figured it was my tip.

And here I am literally not caring. This is software, it will become outdated eventually and unable to be run at all.