It's pretty shocking, but I can fit 2 Ds in my mouth.

And his throw pillows, too.

You do realize that the Onion is joking about something he actually, verifiably said?

Because he's so shitty that even a parody of reactionary talking points can't match the reality of how racist and vile they are?

So you're the one who "ate the onion." As usual, you've got it exactly backwards in the most hilarious way possible. God damn it's funny how reactionaries always post a source that contradicts what they believe. Also, apparently satire has to be spelled out like a Ben Garrison cartoon for it to pierce the thick protective layer around their brains.

What do you think the joke was?

You need to start the pan hotter. They only stick for me if I cook them without preheating the pan.

Please turn to Virtual Boy chapter 1, verse 20.

I started playing Satisfactory with a friend a couple weeks ago.

I realized yesterday that it's basically my job if it was fun.

The mod there is always doing that game where he winks about how the Democrats were the slave owners during the civil war, as if the numerous political realignments since then never happened.

I got banned yesterday for posting a speech by Lincoln where he was mocking slavers because they called themselves "conservatives" despite the fact that they wanted to break long-standing prohibitions and push slavery onto the rest of the country.

He apparently didn't appreciate my demonstration that it's always been ideological conservatives who are consistently weirdo fascist losers.