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    Lost_My_Mind
    59m ago 100%

    That's a terrible romcom.

    "She was a Mac user, listening to The Beatles on her iPhone. He was a Linux user.....probably using one of those custom modular built cell phones with an open kernal or something. This Holiday season, watch cultures clash as two different technology mindsets clash. When governments threaten to censor pornography in their state during the stressful holiday season, they turn to each other for support and, they fall in love! Courtney Cox, and Jerry Lewis star in.....Different Worlds!"

    I wouldn't watch that.

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  • The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.
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    Lost_My_Mind
    1h ago 100%

    My mother? Tell me how you met my mother...

    But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.

    Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.

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  • Cross-promotion lesson
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    Lost_My_Mind
    2h ago 100%

    I don't get the star trek side of this reference, but you gotta love Jenna. From her perspective, Jack just asked to fuck her, and her only hesitation was she wanted to pee first.

    Knowing Jenna though, she'd probably get turned on if he had followed up with "No. Hold it, bitch."

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  • Am I cooked?
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    Lost_My_Mind
    3h ago 100%

    It's a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women.....and your reaction was essentially "Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!"

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    Jump
    Minimum wage
    Ass blasting rule.
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    Lost_My_Mind
    4h ago 100%

    This is one of those times......

    You know the ones. You're watching some youtube video titled something like "Top fails of 2024", even though the upload date clearly says 2019.

    And you watch a guy shoot bottle rockets out of his butthole. And the flames shoot out, and he screams in pain. You begin to wonder: "What exactly is the fail? What was SUPPOSED to happen???"

    He stuck a bottle rocket in his butt, lit the fuse, and let it launch. I don't see a different outcome where he DOESN'T suffer severe burns, blistering of the skin, and extreme pain. He must have known that was going to be the cause and effect, right?

    Either he knew that would happen, and thus not a fail, or he DIDN'T know this would happen, and the fail is on the American public schooling system.

    It's about this point you begin to realize that you don't feel empathy for the pain he's in. It's not funny. It's not something you feel empathy towards. It's just sad. You begin to wonder why it's 4am, you're totally sober, and alone watching youtube videos that make you sad to live on earth. You begin to wonder if you're a monster for not feeling empathy towards him, but you rationalize it by saying "What other outcome could he POSSIBLY expect from that??? If I intentionally stabbed my hand with a knife, I wouldn't expect people to feel sorry for me. No, I'm not a psychopath. He's just a moron, and possibly masochistic."

    Then you click the next youtube video, and it's kittens doing kitten things. Silly kitty!

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  • What do you call your first cousin's child?
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    Lost_My_Mind
    6h ago 85%

    Holy shit......I always thought the phrase "second cousin twice removed" meant they were your cousin's cousin on the other side of their family, and the twice removed meant they did something awful, was removed from the family. Then was forgiven, brought back into the family, and fucked up again. So now they're your second cousin....twice removed.

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  • Former WWE Writer Says She Didn’t Feel Safe Working At WWE As A Woman, Other Former Writers Share Their Experiences
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    Lost_My_Mind
    7h ago 50%

    I mean......yeah. I don't even think this makes a good headline. This headline doesn't shock, or interest me into wanting to read the rest of the article to find out how that could possibly be true.

    I'd be more shocked if the headline said "Former WWE writer says she enjoyed working in an environment that treated women like pieces of meat."

    THAT would make me say "wait, what?"

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  • WWE legend The Undertaker tag teams with Trump in message to voters: 'Choose wisely'
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    Lost_My_Mind
    9h ago 100%

    He even was popular early on in AEW with everyone singing his theme. I mean EVERYONE.

    Then he came out with "A little bit of the bubbley" and sold it himself.

    Then he came out as a trump supporter. And replied to a tweet bashing him for supporting trump. He then responded that all sales from a little bit of the bubbley were going towards financing trumps 2020 run.

    Notice how in the arenas only half the people were singing his song? And chanting for him to retire the past 2 years?

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  • Am I cooked?
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    Lost_My_Mind
    1d ago 100%

    You should learn E and X.

    Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says "S-E-X?"

    Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!

    .......provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.

    To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day....

    .....one day.....

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  • So last night, I have my tablet, and I'm laying in bed, watching dynamite. I don't USUALLY fall asleep in bed, but then Jericho came on, and Rene was interviewing him....and......something about Ocho.....zzzzzzz I still have to watch the rest of Dynamite now....

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    The guardians are in the post season, and you guys are SILENT???? C'mon!!! It's gotta be Guardians vs Mets in the World Series! Just so Rameriez and Lindor can share the field during a world series one more time.... WHERE ARE YOU GUYS???? LETS GO GUARDS! LETS GO GUARDS! LETS GO GUARDS! Also, Ketchup is still the hot dog derby champ. Now and forever!

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    Old Gamers Lost_My_Mind 2w ago 100%
    Get a Miyoo Mini Plus.

    Swear to god, this thing is amazing. You just put OnionOS on it, which is super simple. You then put your roms on, which is ALSO super simple. And then you play your games.....which, running them is super simple, but it doesn't make me suck any less at Pacman! JUST EAT THE DOTS!!! NO DON'T RUN INTO THE GHOST!!! Great.....now the ghost ate you. Are you happy, you rotund yellow puck??? What? No don't censor me! I said puck!!!! PUCK!!! NO NOT FU.....nevermind. Still though. Get a Miyoo Mini Plus.

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    I was going to post this in /c/retropie but it seems they haven't had any activity in 8 months. So I figure here is the next most appropriate place. I recently brought out my raspberry pi, and started taking care with it. I downloaded some new themes. I put a hell of a lot more roms into it. One problem is, if I try to connect a controller, I can map every button except LT and RT. At first I thought it was because I was using the 8 Bitdo Switch arcade stick (which also has the ability to connect to PC/Linux/Raspberry Pi. I didn't understand it, but I thought "Ok. Maybe something about it being an arcade stick means I can't use those two buttons on THIS stick. Whatever. I'll just use a different controller. So I pull out my WiiU Pro Controller......SAME EXACT ISSUE. So now I don't know WHAT to think. I WAS going to connect it to my switch, and see if I could do a button test on that, to see if it registers the inputs for those two buttons, but now I'm not sure that's needed if it's had the same issue with two unrelated controllers with two different form factors, made by two different companies. Is this a common issue with an easy fix, or has life once again said "FUCK YOU Lost_My_Mind!!!" ?

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    So, we've all heard that it's coming back. I haven't yet heard if it's a one-off, or if it's a semi-regular show. What I DID just hear, that I hadn't heard originally, is that it's an 8pm eastern start time. I assume 2 hours. Even though I don't watch WWE, that kinda still pisses me off. It's supposed to be an 11:30pm thing, sitting in the SNL time slot on weeks when SNL is on a break week. By 10pm, you'd still have time for a 60 minute show, then 30 minute local news, and STILL have room for SNLs regular time slot. It's not the same.....

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    WOW's website claims it's on in my area Sunday at 1:00pm, and that threw me off, because it's normal timeslot here is Sunday at 12:00pm. I checked and 12:00pm is now "Paid Programing", and 1:00pm is "The Conners". I haven't scanned through the whole week yet, but I have a feeling it's just "NXT is here now, WOW is no longer here." Anyone else able to still get WOW on their CW syndicate? Edit: Turns out they changed the timeslot to Sunday at 2am. So......it does still exist. I wonder if they're just letting the contract length run out, before they let it run out.

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    Every AEW show, Taz just seems to cause CONSTANT non-stop awkward moments, and bickering without payoff. Meanwhile, everytime Don Callis is on commentary, he's the star of the show. At least the commdntary portion of the show. And can we all admit that for as bad as Tony Schivone was in WCW, he's pretty great in AEW. And as much as I hate to admit it, Excaliber is a top notch commentary, and there's a reason he's lead announcer. ........but Taz needs to go.

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    Crazy Ideas Lost_My_Mind 3w ago 83%
    Burger King should release a new line of roasted peanuts to compete with Planters, and advertise them on Pornhub.

    So it would be one of those 5 second ads. You get a white guy with a 12 inch dick, to wear the Burger King mascot costume from 2008. The one that used to sneak into womens beds as they sleep, and surprise them with sausage sandwiches. You know the one. Except you leave the fly zipper open so the dick can hang out. Then you get ANY porn model female. As long as she has a good O-face for 5 seconds. And then you have the audio. It's like a stomping on the bleachers sound of 20,000 people all doing it at the same time. To the rythem of Queen's "we will we will (rock you)". Except you never get to the lyrics. It's just STOMP-STOMP-CLAP repeat repeat repeat repeat. And the first stomp sound is shown the burger kings dick going into the woman. It's accompanied by the stomp sound as he thrusts, and the lyric "FUCK" The next stomp is shown as just a close-up of the Kings gigantic plastic head. And the stomp noise, and the lyric "KING!" The clap sound is just a shot of the kings testicles swinging mid-thrust, and the clap sound with the lyric "NUTS!" And then it repeats, except on the second loop the "NUTS!" shot is a jar of "Burger King brand Fucking Nuts!" Then it loops 1 more time, because rules of 3, and this time the word NUTS is a shot of a big bowl of nuts in the foreground, as king fucks this woman in the background. So the whole thing is each shot is like 1/2 a second, and it's just STOMP STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP. With the lyrics "FUCK KING NUTS! FUCK KING NUTS! FUCK KING NUTS!" And then the 5 second ad is over and you start watching whatever porn you clicked.

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    I've not had playstation plus for close to 10 years at this point. Last night I looked at it again, and see it's totally changed. When I had PS+ on PS3, it was $60 for a year, you got 3 games per month, and if you weren't subscribed when a game came out on PS+ then you missed out. Last night I looked it up, and there's 3 different tiers, with the cheapest one being $80, still gives you 3 games like before, and you get to play online. This month, they got a sports game (which lets face it will be dramatically cheaper to buy in 3 years), a game called little creatures 2, and some harry potter game. So to me it sounds like this month would be totally skippable. But that's not the worst part. The worst part is just value per dollar. I like old retro games, and the new way they set all this up, is that there is a list of always available games to download, which are retro. If you get this, you can play from about 200ish games. Many of which I saw and thought "I want to play that!" But when you look at the cost, it goes from being must-have, to being a real thought provoker on if it's even worth it. It costs $155 per year. I just looked at the list of 3 games per month that you get in the lowest tier, which costs $80 per year, dating all the way back to June 2022. I saw ONE game in that amount of time that I would have otherwise bought. ONE. In a little over 2 years. Which means one year I would have gotten ONE game that I'd play, and the other year I'd have gotten exactly ZERO games I'd play. So you look back to that highest tier which allows you to play retro games. And granted, yes, there are quite a few I'd actually play, but here's the problem. I'm not going to play all of these at once. I don't have time to play 12 different games at the same time anymore. These games are clearly aimed at my generation, as they mostly came out in the 90s, and early to mid 2000s. As good of a game as Worms Armegeddon is, I don't see many teenagers today even trying it. Which is a real shame, because they're right at the age where saying "I got worms!" is still hilarious everytime you say it. But they're not going to play it. I'M going to play it. But you price the damn game in a tier that lets me play the game for 12 months. for $155. Now, for a moment, let's ignore the fact that I could EASILY emulate this game right now, on any modern hardware with emulators, for free. Let's ignore that for a second, and try to do things the legal way. I just checked ebay, and if I never found my copy of Worms Armegeddon on PS1, I could buy it right now, complete in box with free shipping for $12.50. Plus tax I assume. That game will still work in my PS3. It might even work in my PS5. I've never tried a PS1 game in a PS5, but maybe it works? If not, I still have my PS3, which I KNOW works. So for this $12.50, I own the game forever, and can still play it just fine in 13 months. And I'm sure there's many other PS1 and PS2 games in that retro list which fit similar situations. Now, considering I'm NOT going to be playing this massive list of games they provide all at once, it would stand to reason that you should stay on this service so that when you're done with one, you can start the next. Great! One problem. If PS1/PS2 games range from $5.00-$30.00 complete, how many of those games I was going to play can just be bought outright on ebay for $155? At some point, I could just OWN the majority of those retro games, plus not be bound by an arbitrary list based on liscense agreements that may and do run out at any time. So my point is, the value for these tiers starts to become less about the games themselves, and more about the ability to play online.....which can be done in the lowest tier. I agree that Sony needs money to run these online servers, but I disagree that current costs make sense. I'd rather skip the extras, and just say "Alright, let me pay $10 a year, and I'll just get access to online play." Because to me, online play, and nothing more, is NOT worth $80 a year, especially considering I might go online once a month? There were times where I didn't even turn on my PS4 for months/years at a time. Sony wants to make the concept of going online to be some big premium expense, and then wonders why over half their PS4 market never bought a PS5. It just stops being worth it at a certain age.

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    So this news may be a bit old, but DC has announced that the new Superman will be bisexual. And just to clarify, The Riddler has stated he's always been down for whatever.

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    Since I installed the official fan script, and it did nothing, I kept searching. I found a second user made script for controlling the fan, however I'm too inexperienced with linux to even understand what's being asked. Full page is listed at [https://gitlab.com/DarkElvenAngel/argononed](https://gitlab.com/DarkElvenAngel/argononed) >How To Install Firstly you need to have a build environment setup, that includes the following gcc dtc git bash linux-headers make git NOTE : The package names will be different depending on your OS so I've only given their binary names. Refer to your distribution for what you need to install. I've tried to make the installer as simple as possible. After cloning this repo simply run ./install You may need to reboot for full functionality. What does he mean "build the environment setup"? And how do I clone a repo? I'm trying this out on raspberry pi OS 64 bit, which is listed as compatible. If I can learn HOW to do this, I'll do it on my main SD card OS, TwisterOS, which is also listed as compatible.

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    So as you can see in the picture, I threw a party last year. AEW is a pro wrestling company, much like WWE. They had this big outdoor show at Wembley Stadium in London. Sold something like 80,000 tickets. We watched live on PPV. It's the first time I ever threw a wrestling watch party. I invited 4 people. I bought cheese, soft pretzels, bought chips/queso. I had vodka, whiskey, beer, and 3 different THC vape pens along with edible gummies. I also had coke (the soda), barqs root beer, and one of the special novelty mountain dew flavors. I cooked chicken, and cut the cheese into cubes with individual toothpicks. I got out my good plates. And used the projector to make the screen 90 inches. Only 2 people showed up. Nobody ate hardly anything. Nobody drank anything. Hardly anything was said. This picture was taken AFTER the party. We went through 1 bag of chips, and 1 1/2 jars of queso. I literally could have just bought 1 bag of chips, 2 jars of queso, and saved $100 and 2 days of prep work. I even had 2 different styles of BBQ sauce for the chicken. Yes, it's a year later, and I'm still mildly infuriated over it!

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    I did all the same steps. I downloaded the file. I wrote it to the SD card, but then when I go to start it up, I just get this loading screen that lasted about an hour before I just shut it down. What am I doing wrong here?

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    So I tried to install a fan script last night. It's supposed to be a 1 line of code. But even though it's a brand new installation of ubuntu, my system says "No. You need to install curl first" When I try to do that, my system says "no, you already have a more recent version of curl installed" I'd love to copy/paste the exact text, so you guys could see what I see, but when I do that, either in comments or in new posts, Lemmy gets confused, and won't post it. How do I get you guys a copy/paste of this, so you guys can say "Oh, you have to do this this and this"? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, this is becoming what I remember not liking of not understanding linux. I was supposed to just type one line of code ... curl https://download.argon40.com/argon1.sh | bash ... And that led to me not having curl installed. After 24 hours of trying to figure this out, I finally figured out I need to type ... sudo snap install curl # version 8.1.2 ... And so then I type ... curl https://download.argon40.com/argon1.sh | bash ... again, and this time I get this. ... % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed 100 19245 100 19245 ************* 0 0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:-- 0 0 0 4848 Argon Setup 0 0 --:--************* :-- --:--:-- --:--:-- 48598 E: Could not get lock /var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend. It is held by process 6408 (unattended-upgr) N: Be aware that removing the lock file is not a solution and may break your system. E: Unable to acquire the dpkg frontend lock (/var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend), is another process using it? ******************************************************************** Please also connect device to the internet and restart installation. ******************************************************************** bighat@bighat-desktop:~$ ... I have no idea what that lock is, or what to do. I was told "oh, it'll be easy, you just gotta put in this one line of code". Going on 4 years trying to get that fan to work...

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    So, I was told you can take any distro, pair it with any desktop environment, and badda bing, badda boom, unique linux in the room! And a few years ago I tried getting into linux, and it didn't work. I didn't like ubuntu. I want something that's basically like Windows 98. Closest thing I found was TwisterOS. Well, I had some issue with one program, and I'm an idiot on linux. Have no clue what I'm doing. So the guides tell me to update the thing. So I do that, and the fan in my case stops working. Aye-yi-yi! I never got it to start working again, and I just said screw it, I'm not dealing with this. Put it in a drawer, and haven't touched it in about a year. Well, now I'm think I'll just start fresh. Install a new distro, and since Ubuntu seems to be the one with the most support, I'll use that. Then I find out that LXDE visually is more in line with what I want. So I figure I'll slap on ubuntu, slap on LXDE, and then install retropie. And hopefully the fan will work again. So I start researching this LXDE, and the home page wants you to download the desktop environment already baked into a DIFFERENT distro! Wait, hold on. Am I wrong in thinging you can just download a desktop environment, and slap it on any distro? Because it might be me. I have no clue what I'm doing. And even though this is lemmy, when I searched for "Ubuntu Help", there's no community named that. There's also no community named "Linux help". Which I find very very odd. Lemmy of all places you'd think would have a linux help community! This place loves linux. Does everyone just always know what they're doing at all all times? Or am I just going crazy? I feel like I'm walking blind into a forest and bear traps line the ground. I have no idea how to even start this process....

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