Naja_Kaouthia
2w ago
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There’s no goddamn way anyone let them on an international flight without a valid US passport.
Naja_Kaouthia
3w ago
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100%
Why in the hell is it always toilet paper?
Naja_Kaouthia
3w ago
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100%
That’s a fair assessment. However, I personally, am at my limit of awful things I’m able to carry around with me currently. Best I can muster is a “fuck this silly hat wearing asshole” at present.
Naja_Kaouthia
3w ago
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96%
Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.
Naja_Kaouthia
4w ago
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I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”
Naja_Kaouthia
4w ago
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100%
Honestly, they’ve become my uniform. Comfort - ✔️ Full range of motion - ✔️ Full coverage - ✔️
Naja_Kaouthia
4w ago
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100%
High waist compression leggings are my go-to. Even when I’m cycling you can’t see the top of whatever underwear I chose to wear that day.
Naja_Kaouthia
4w ago
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100%
It is exhausting and you’re not wrong. Every. Single. Day. Another news story about something utterly and completely pants on head that Mango Mussolini tweeted/said/did. Can we please just not this time?
Naja_Kaouthia
1mo ago
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100%
I make things in my spare time so I don’t tell people to go to hell during my work time. These things are not quite the same.
Naja_Kaouthia
1mo ago
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I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.
Naja_Kaouthia
1mo ago
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100%
I offset the gains from my one cup of coffee by chasing it with a sugar free Monster. Balance.
Naja_Kaouthia
1mo ago
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93%
That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.
Naja_Kaouthia
2mo ago
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100%
I suspect this is similar to how someone is going to find my carcass.
Naja_Kaouthia
2mo ago
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94%
Well. The administration would be consistently brain wormy I guess.
Naja_Kaouthia
2mo ago
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It’s captivating, really. I can’t stop looking at it.
Naja_Kaouthia
2mo ago
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100%
It’s a lot like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Naja_Kaouthia
2mo ago
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100%
I regret to inform them that that’s not how that works.
Naja_Kaouthia
2mo ago
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Yeah, I’m keeping that.
Naja_Kaouthia
2mo ago
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Looks like that one in the background is next.
Naja_Kaouthia
2mo ago
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100%
He always looks so confused in his photos.
14,115 feet skyward. Also some tourists puked from the altitude. 
Took a drive through Cascade, CO and up to the summit of Pike’s Peak. This was taken after we all got kicked off the summit because May blizzard. Squiggle is road. 
I caught a hell of a cold two weeks ago and it seems to have passed except for this Niagara Falls tier runny nose. I’ve succumbed to desperation and have just been walking around with a nose tampon. Lemmy, how do you treat your runny nose??
Warm weather ✔️ Sunbeam✔️ Pillows✔️ 
Abaddon and Apocalypse have cleared my calendar. 
How long can a human go without water? 
Hi folks. I was wondering if anyone had recommendations for indoor light sources. I live in Colorado and we’re going to start getting snow here before much longer so I’ll have to haul my plants in. I was thinking about using a flexible LED strip for lighting over the winter. I just moved into this apartment a couple months ago and exactly one room gets sunlight on one wall from a west facing window so some supplemental light might be needed for my growing succulent collection.
Black Forest, Colorado 
And an abundant bean harvest. 