chapotraphouse SorosFootSoldier • 4h ago • 100%

There's a commercial playing on CNN of 3 old Jewish (?) ladies talking about how Trump will protect them and it's so fucking antisemitic, but yeah man tell me about how the left hates Jews.

In it the one old lady name drops "The Squad" saying that Kamala is protecting them, implying they don't care about or help along antisemitism. And then the other old lady says (paraphrasing) "I've never voted republican but I'm voting for Trump" meaning he will protect her/them. One of them also drops an "Oy Vey"  Trump's campaign is literally antisemitic but it works because they paint the left as the **REAL** antisemites because we're opposed to Zionism. I'm SorosFootSoldier and I approve this message. Death to America.

fakenews SorosFootSoldier • 8h ago • 100%

Tim Walz rushed to the hospital after taking Eroxon ED supplement live on air.

The vice presidential hopefully enthusiastically shouted out "I GOT A ROCK ON FOR EROXON!" and swallowed a handful of the medication at a campaign stop at their headquarters today. An hour later he was complaining of a painful erection that would not go down. Even after staffers offered him a copy of Juggs and 10 minutes of alone time in the hotel room.

fakenews SorosFootSoldier • 10h ago • 100%

At campaign stop in Bucks County Pennsylvania Trump works for McDonalds for half an hour, quits right after.

"It stinks!" The former president railed against his work, "working is for suckers, losers, real loser energy, folks, when I'm president, NO MORE WORK! It's true, it's true, we got these big beautiful workers and we make them toil away at McDonald's, nuh-uh, not under my watch, you're not going to have to work anymore!" he added, "we're going to make CHYNA pay for it, it's true, Xi, he's very rude, Xi hates you for being a worker so he's going to foot the bill, he can afford it."

games SorosFootSoldier • 11h ago • 100%

More Dark Ages on the wizard.

So much easier to play than a melee class. Just nuke everything 

fakenews SorosFootSoldier • 1d ago • 100%

Trump set to release video game console with failing retailer Gamestop.

The former president is doing a new first in anticipation of winning the election next month. Trump has teamed up with embattled video game retailer Gamestop to release the store's first in-house designed video game console. The "Patriotstation 360" is set to launch on November 5th election day with what fans are calling one of the most anticipated video game exclusives in recent history. "The Cheetahmen REBORN" is a remake of the failed Action 52 title from the Nintendo Entertainment System years. The kickstarter for the console and Cheetahmen broke records raising over 1.1 billion dollars, only second place to Star Citizen's 290 billion. We caught up we Trump superfan and gamer Dan Bongos, 42, of Newark. "I'm super excited. Trump is the s**t and so is the Cheetahmen. Remember when the AVGN reviewed it? Epic. MAGA!"

badposting SorosFootSoldier • 1d ago • 100%

If Liz and Dick Cheney haven't moved you to vote for Madam President Kamala Harris then I'm afraid nothing will.

You're letting not only Madame Harris down but also yourself. 

chat SorosFootSoldier • 1d ago • 66%

Okay so NOW I'm registered to vote. For some reason my state wouldn't take just my social security # so I had to use an expired driver's license. VERY SECURE.

Seriously, you can fake a driver's license you can't fake a SS #. Is Trump right about the election being rigged? Kidding aside, I registered as PSL and I'm writing in Claudia and Karina on my mail in ballot, no brainer, but I did think for a second about writing in Stalin (who should not have stopped at Berlin).

games SorosFootSoldier • 1d ago • 100%

More Dark Ages, trying out the monk, enjoy it.

Also my character has a glorious purple anime mane.

Title. A DD gift card allows me to shop my local super market and it's cheaper and better than obviously fast food, plus preparing meals I can stretch them out over a couple of days. DM me for my email and thanks 

badposting SorosFootSoldier • 2d ago • 87%

I'm voting for whomever is going to make the better deal with the Pleiadians.

I know they've been watching this election all year and will announce themselves on election night to the victor. Who's going to receive our galactic brothers better, Kamala who will be graceful and kind and welcoming or the uncouth Trump who will brag and belittle and bully the Starchildren. Vote wisely comrades.

games SorosFootSoldier • 2d ago • 100%

Another day in Dark Ages

Went to one of the towns and bought new armor for my wizard, a gardcorp. Trying to level up to buy my first spell, but ofc this is a kmmorpg so there's a grind.

games SorosFootSoldier • 3d ago • 97%

What class(es) do you tend to gravitate towards in video game rpgs?

Through my years of mmo and rpg gaming I've tended to swing between the two extremes of the warrior/wizard dynamic. Some days I just want to be a dumb tank in full armor soaking up hits and acting as a wall for squishier classes. But then there's days where I love being a glass cannon that can kill something in 1-2 nukes but a strong breeze can kill me. The least fun I've head with a class was as a healer druid in Everquest. Something so stressful about the party relying on you for heals and if you wipe it's generally your fault. idk how people dedicate themselves to a class like that.

fakenews SorosFootSoldier • 3d ago • 100%

At campaign stop in battleground Pennsylvania, former president Trump lambastes crowd, calls them "pigs".

Trump went on to lament about how great his life was before getting into politics. Then he took another swipe at the crowd saying "freaks like you, YOU, have RUINED my life, I HATE YOU." We caught up with attendee Dan Bongos, 42, of Newark shortly after who commented he was pleased to be insulted by the republican nominee. "It felt good, it's always good when Mr. Trump singles you out and calls you 'smelly'. I feel alive again!"

games SorosFootSoldier • 3d ago • 100%

Found a new (old) MMO to play, Dark Ages.

It's on a private server, Fragments of Temuair. I remember my cousin having this game on a demo from I think PC Gamer magazine? But since it was a free account you couldn't do anything. The retail server is p2p so forget that. I'm the only person logged on this dead game.

chat SorosFootSoldier • 4d ago • 97%

I filled out my form for a mail in ballot I'm voting democrat.

Just kidding I changed parties and I'm  gang now.

fakenews SorosFootSoldier • 4d ago • 100%

Geraldo Rivera slams Trump during livestream on his twitch gaming channel of video game "The Witcher 3". "I'm based Geraldo and I say NO to Trump."

The critic of the former president has drawn the ire of Trump who went on truth social to lay into the journalist, "he's a fake gamer. PERIOD. He plays with a 360 controller like a NOOB. Folks, people like Lousy Geraldo are poisoning the blood of gaming. It's true! Me, I, am BASED GERALDO from the witcherinos NOT HIM, DON'T BE FOOLED."

videos SorosFootSoldier • 4d ago • 100%

Pootie done did it again.

Such a stupid movie but I still laugh at this scene. Excuse Chris Rock.

games SorosFootSoldier • 4d ago • 100%

Any fans of Front Mission 3 here? I was thinking about that game today and it was (memory is a bit hazy) kind of progressive on China.

In how well a late 90's early 2000's game could be. But I remember the Chinese pilots being sympathetic and had character and the machines manufactured in country were capable, kind of blowing apart the myth of shoddy Chinese construction.

fakenews SorosFootSoldier • 5d ago • 100%

In bizarre video President Biden appears to be smoking marijuana along with Snoop Dogg to promote Harris/Walz 2024.

In the rambling six minute video Biden claims he's been "toking reefer his entire life" proceeds to call Snoop Dogg "Slippy Frog" has a coughing fit after taking one hit of a joint, wherein his aids had to rush him some water and make sure he's okay. At the five minute mark he challenges Snoop to a pushup match and asks him to vote for him in December. The Trump campaign has latched onto the social media backlash calling it "disgraceful" and adding that Trump could "out smoke" Biden and Snoop Dogg combined.

badposting SorosFootSoldier • 5d ago • 100%

Me and three guys I knew from high school that used to steal our older sibling's Hustler mags are making the world's first anti-woke consulting firm for video games.

We're the total opposite of Sweet Baby. They say DEI chin, we say no chin at all. They say soy boobies, we say DD honkers. They say put a political race in it, we up the swastika slider to max. We're charging $69 an hour to start, it's our introductory rate.