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The Onion 3d ago
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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter
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    betahack         3d ago • 100%

    don't tell him about prima nocta....NO PRIMA NOCTA!!!

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    Aneurysm Posting 4w ago
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    Pancake rolls
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    betahack         4w ago • 100%

    bom, bom,bom,bom,...

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    WTF 1mo ago
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    Nashville Residents Desperately Seek Help For Man Missing Half His Head Walking Around Broadway
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    betahack         1mo ago • 100%

    not gonna lie....I was thinking he picked at that scab and was gonna eat it

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    Mycology 1mo ago
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    Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body
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    betahack         1mo ago • 100%

    👆

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    Mycology 1mo ago
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    Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body
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    betahack         1mo ago • 100%

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    Lemmy Shitpost 1mo ago
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    beams
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    betahack         1mo ago • 100%

    but are those high or low beams?

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    • politics
    politics 1mo ago
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    Trump calls Elon Musk by wrong name as his biographer says the candidate is 'hyper-aware' voters are doubting his mental acuity
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    betahack         1mo ago • 100%

    probably called him Felon Musk

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    Science Memes 2mo ago
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    Glowworm
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    betahack         2mo ago • 85%

    ....that thumbnail was very misleading

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    • gaming
    Gaming 2mo ago
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    Higher difficulties in every single RPG.
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    call of duty flashbacks incoming!

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    Funny: Home of the Haha 2mo ago
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    What should we call him?
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    the Bro

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    Funny 2mo ago
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    What a waste of asphalt
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    why not make two roads? one only goes straight down. The other can be switchbacks to go up. let's waste 2x the asphalt!

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    Running 2mo ago
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    Do you wear underwear under your running shorts?
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    I Kramer it up baby, I'm out there and I'm loving every minute of it!

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    Running 2mo ago
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    Do you wear underwear under your running shorts?
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    whoa! look at mr big cock over here! 😁

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    Running 2mo ago
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    Running General Chat - Weekly Thread Sun 25 August 2024
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    running? what running.... ☹

    my back's been a mess the last 2 months so no running and I miss it....it's starting to mess with me mentally but hoping to get some news with next assessment.

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    No Man's Sky betahack • 2mo ago • 95%
    Back to NMS since pathfinder update

    wow....just wow. so many QOL improvements...it's insane. NMS really turned it around. to top off my dive back in someone gifted me 150M in stasis devices while at the anomaly! thanks traveler!

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    United States | News & Politics 2mo ago
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    New Polls Show Walz’s Approval Rating Surging While Vance’s Circles the Drain
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    betahack         2mo ago • 98%

    POLLS DON'T MEAN SHIT! go fucking vote! drag others to vote, convince others to vote. that counts. not fucking polls!

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    Gaming 2mo ago
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    Gamers Above 30, What Older Games Would You Still Recommend to Younger Gamers?
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    👍 wish I could play these games all over for the first time to get that excitement all over again

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    Gaming 2mo ago
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    Gamers Above 30, What Older Games Would You Still Recommend to Younger Gamers?
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    parasite eve

    vagrant story

    fable

    command and conquer

    starcraft

    castlevania - all of them

    devil may cry series

    kid icarus

    mega man series

    metroid

    metal gear solid

    Diablo series

    doom

    unreal tournament

    ultima

    morrowind

    bladurs gate series

    planescape

    kotor 1/2

    twisted metal black

    ico/sotc

    deus ex

    and on and on and on

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    News 2mo ago
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    MyPillow Man Mike Lindell Ordered to Pay Legal Fees for Guy Who Proved Him Wrong at ‘Prove Mike Wrong’ Event
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    .....k......ELI5

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    Lemmy Shitpost 2mo ago
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    *Permanently Deleted*
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

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    • witchymemes
    Witchy Memes 2mo ago
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    Beeeeee yourself
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    betahack         2mo ago • 100%

    I've herd of bad foot care but daaaaaaamn!

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    Lemmy Shitpost betahack • 8mo ago • 96%
    Greenbow Alamamy shit...
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    It's always sunny in philadelphia betahack • 10mo ago • 86%
    I was making some shelves for the house when....

    I see sweet dee staring back at me 🤣

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    Cigars betahack • 1y ago • 57%
    Good end to the work week

    another R&J

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    Cigars betahack • 1y ago • 70%
    New to cigars

    Like the title says, I'm fairly new to cigars. Honestly I thought it was too expensive a luxury but I am finding that it can be very reasonable and not all that different from a night out drinking with friends. I had cigars in the past but usually in a celebration like a wedding or special birthday and honestly couldn't tell you anything about those times. I really wasn't paying attention. So now I have a small, simple humidor with 3 cigars in it. my plan is to have one a week to cap off the week so, here's to cigars. cheers![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Flemmy.world%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F995e3f40-4f56-4445-8ad7-b20aa1a91c3b.jpeg)

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