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Donald Trump humiliated by 'empty' rally in Michigan as crowd size dwindles
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 8h ago 100%

    I'm starting to doubt there's repeat attendees. I think these would be locals who've not had an opportunity till now.

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  • 19 October 2024
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 1d ago 100%

    I've commented the following before:

    That's the fun part of the far side.

    When you don't immediately get it you have to wonder:

    1. Is it a reference to something at the time that's not within my lifetime/country's zeitgeist?

    2. Is it a play on an idiom or common cliche?

    3. Is it literally nonsense and absurdity for the sake of it?

    4. Am I just a big dummy?


    I think this time it's 3.

    There's a giant being outside the window breathing at a volume that the lady believes is her husband coming down with a cold. They're oblivious to the fact that the giant being is there. That's the intended humour -it's just absurd.

    (It's never 4)

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  • Hey Lemmings, whats some gibberish that we can say to throw off Machine Learning?
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 1d ago 100%

    Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man as he saw it too.

    Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

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  • MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 4d ago 100%

    I only got to institute this when I started working for myself. It took me a year or two to realise. For all clients or all agencies I sub for I have a strict no meetings before 930am rule. I haven't told anyone why - my calendar is just blocked out so each probably individually thinks I have some recurring appointment with another client. Nup. I'm in bed drinking my coffee. I'm a shit sleeper, if I manage at all. I spent decades working to the early birds' schedule. Fuck that.

    But it is a privilege and very few can achieve that working in a company. It's gross to suggest to people they can just do it. I know my situation is niche. To suggest otherwise is arrogant and ignorant.

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  • What are some adulting life hacks that you think others could benefit by learning about them?
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 1w ago 100%

    I've heard this called the 'dirty 30'. It works. Whatever needs cleaning up or tidying, 30 minutes is just short enough to not feel like you're using all your free time on chores, but long enough to make a real dent. Especially if your partner either helps with the same task or does a different one. Setting a timer can help and you start to almost frantically see how much you can get done. I like that competitive element even against myself.

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  • Reading a fiction book that's largely about the swift collapse of the Roman Empire. It's kinda freaking me out.
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 1w ago 100%

    Is this actually the case? Do you have a source? I'm genuinely curious, not having a go at you.

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    Glass of wine rule
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 1w ago 100%

    Are you in a locker room? By yourself? Why? And with this assortment of cheese? Why?

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    compruleter
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 2w ago 100%

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  • Non-Americans who have been to the US.. What is the weirdest thing about America that Americans don't realize is weird?
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 2w ago 100%

    In Australia it's customary to thank the staff members attending your table. So when they top up your water, or lay out cutlery for the next course, or clear plates, you say 'thanks/thank you'. Same for people clearing glasses in bars. It's like a millisecond pause in your conversation to thank the staff member; it's basically cell memory, you don't think about it. They may or may not acknowledge it with a smile or 'you're welcome/no worries'. . It's just a basic manners thing.

    I and my partner were doing it in the states and it was clearly unnerving the staff. Lots of puzzled looks or 'thats ok hun' like they had to reassure me that it was part of the service.

    Do people just ignore staff there? Is paying a tip at the end the only acknowledgment that they exist?

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  • Non-Americans who have been to the US.. What is the weirdest thing about America that Americans don't realize is weird?
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 2w ago 85%

    Holding the fork vertically with downward pressure in the left fist while cutting with the knife. Then putting down the knife, swapping the fork to the right hand for eating. Bonus points for biting the forks.

    It's the most distracting thing in all American media. I like to yell "yanks eating weird!" And point at the screen. Once you see it you can't unsee it.

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  • Them, "Why are you like this?", Me:
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 3w ago 100%

    I mean maybe? But based on the very minimal information available, what it sounds like they've done is derive pleasure from activities that are only self serving (again, no negative sentiment intended. Life is short, do what you want) so maybe helping others is the new frontier?

    Or they could be deeply depressed. Either or both is possible.

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  • Anon races against the jock in P.E.
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 3w ago 88%

    You're... Yucky

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  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 3w ago 100%

    I believe there's still a system of tubes somewhere

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  • Them, "Why are you like this?", Me:
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 3w ago 100%

    Shit man, that's bleak.

    Were most of your pursuits for your own enjoyment? Nothing wrong with that at all. But maybe that's the next thing- doing stuff for community/others. That seems a bottomless well of satisfaction.

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  • Soup
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 3w ago 100%

    I fucking love his little face and resting arms

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  • Deuces
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 3w ago 100%

    You need to watch black adder

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  • Which are lesser-known movies that are well worth seeing?
  • boogetyboo boogetyboo 3w ago 100%

    The book is so much better.

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  • Asking here, as, let's face it, this would make up a large portion of those who subscribed here. I'm ex APS and my super offering when I joined was public sector superannuation accumulation plan (PSSap). - edited due to doing the unsavoury assumption that people know the APS-centric initialism, but figured only pubes would answer The returns are shit, and the fees are high. I don't have consistent income these days but I do contribute to my super as much as I can. But it's pretty dispiriting to see what I do add getting chewed up by fees. Any recommendations for a move? Bonus points for ethical investments. I've tried my hand at researching better options but my brain and numbers aren't friends and I end up getting frustrated and not getting very far. Should add, I'm in my late 30s so retirement is a fair way off. I welcome any recommendations or must-avoids.

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    I just watched the 2024 NY treat taskmaster episode. Lenny Rush was a contestant aged 14; Lenny has dwarfism. I'm a huge fan of this show and when I realised they had a child contestant (for the first time) with a physical disadvantage (they do have older contestants but that's always played for laughs), I wondered how they'd play it. Spoilers from here on if you'd prefer not to know the result (not that that's what the show is about). They didn't pander to his age. The tasks were as complicated as usual and the humour was the same. They stuck to tasks where his height and mobility wouldn't be a disadvantage, and in the final task that usually would have all the contestants on stage, they swapped it so Greg and Alex did all the physical activity. Lenny won, but completely on merit. It was such a great example of how small adjustments can be made to include a person who is a genuinely great comic (I can't wait to see how his career develops) irrespective of his physical limitations. I'm just chuffed that a TV show I loved, didn't pander and didn't discriminate. I laughed just as much and enjoyed the show just as much. No one I know watches this show, so that's why I'm sharing this here.

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    I think that's what it says but that's the error I'd say I get about 40% of the time when trying to view image posts. Is this a sync thing or something else?

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    Maybe I'm the only one who didn't know this, but it only just occurred to me to try - and it worked! I gave it needle size, ply and the garment size I wanted - as well as asking for Australian sizing and instructions (so you'll need to change that for whatever you're used to) and from what I could see it was pretty good. Haven't actually tried it but I may for a small project and see how it goes. Edit to say that I'm very aware of chatgpts limits (I work in a field where it's being abused) but thought it was an interesting idea. Simplicity would be key. I'd consider myself a beginner this might be a good way of creating small simple projects. Or nonsense! I have bags of cheap wool that I got through my local buy nothing group so I'm always up for a bit of experimentation.

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    https://www.recipetineats.com/

    There's no rules for this sub yet so hopefully this is ok. Nagi's website 'Recipe tin eats' is my go to for recipes. I've also bought her cookbook Dinner. Instructions are really clear, lots of Australian specific brand references so you know what she means, and she always lists substitutions for when you don't have or can't find a particular ingredient. All pages have a 'jump to recipe' button and option to scale for servings. Search is really good for just pulling in an ingredient and seeing what comes up. She's also super responsive in the comments sections, and I highly recommend signing up for her email newsletter. Her dog Dozer features everywhere as he is chief taste tester.

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    I wear UGG boots in winter because it's fucking cold. I also wrap myself in a blanket on the couch, and have a lovely area rug so I don't have to walk on a cold floor. All these things are necessary to survive the winter; my house isn't well insulated. The problem with all this, is that I build up a static charge. So when I go to pat my beautiful sweetheart of a dog, I zap him. It's audible and I'm sure, quite unpleasant. Often on the head. He obviously doesn't like that, I think he's taking it personally, and I feel awful. It completely cancels out the affection I'm trying to show him. So the question for the Lemmy community is: How do I discharge the static before I pat my dog? I have started shocking my partner (which he doesn't like, but accepts over the alternative), before patting my dog. But as he's out tonight, I have no human vessel to offer as tribute? What can I touch in my house before patting my dog so that he doesn't receive a shock? Edit: standard Australian house and furniture Another edit: I'm all the sheets to the wind so the engineering advice is not sinking in. But I'm loving the immediate response that I'd never have gotten on Deaddit. Again: I can't stop giggling at how helpful everyone is being and how short m, drunk and silly I am, in a house with apparently no metal And again: I should probably take me and my baby to bed now, but a big thank you to everyone who replied. You've all been lovely. Lemmy is really a different space to ask these questions! I'll be trying out many of your suggestions over the weekend; big thanks from me and my boy x Final: thanks to everyone who responded. I did try the kitchen tap again last night and this time it worked! Mustn't have built up enough charge when I tried the night I posted. I will still primarily zap my partner's leg as it's usually closer and doing it makes me laugh. It's important he understands where he fits in the household hierarchy as well. I also learnt that American houses are very different (screws and radiators everywhere!) so that was interesting too.

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    The Melbourne and Brisbane ones I've snooped in are great. Looks like a bot just posts one daily. There's some very specific, niche convos going on and then some general 'I've walked the dog and done a load of laundry - what's everyone else up to?' comments and it's all quite fluid and friendly. Might be a way of livening this place up? --- I'm still in bed (I know) drinking coffee and scrolling lemmy. I can't see my dog but from the noises I can hear, he's almost certainly upside down in his bed and wriggling in the sun. I'll get up soon to make him breakfast (our house is on a different timeline when I'm not working) and then I think a walk in this sunshine is in order. Storms tonight and winter temps tomorrow, so if you can make use of 24 degrees, I suggest you do it!! I'm going to go out to Crazy Janes in a week or so - does anyone know if it's like the one in Bowral?

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    I want to get back into creative writing, and for work I prefer to take handwritten notes (I have my own weird shorthand and it helps with retention). I'd also like the ability to write at night and not disturb my partner. I don't want to go near iOS and the tablet would be primarily used for writing purposes. Any recommendations or 'what to avoid's? Sorry if wrong community, I couldn't find another relevant

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    I'm looking for recommendations for app based/nice mobile friendly sites (free ideally, but I'd consider subscription) that can help me keep across news in the tech/UX/design space. I'm somewhat reliant on my LinkedIn (which is such a toilet and usually just ends up annoying me) for news/emerging issues etc that affect my industry - the main reason being I can scroll through and open things of interest. I've subscribed to newsletters/bookmarked sites but I just never seem to get round to reading them. Countless emails just stack up sitting unread. My theory is if it's something I can just look through on my phone when I'd otherwise be doomscrolling, that I'll be more likely to read things. My work is in the content strategy/design space and I'm in Australia - so bonus points if it has relevance to me in that way. Thanks all! Edit to add - I used to use Twitter too, but you know... Just no.

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    Anyone else here go? I thought it was brilliant, I went yesterday and today. Brought the dog too and he thoroughly enjoyed meeting the other furry friends. Weather really turned out too. Saturday I had mulled wine, lobster roll, donut balls and Belgian hot chocolate. Today was paella, mussels, French Cob loaf and caramel waffles. Oh and more mulled wine. Great event and I'm glad Canberra turned out to support it.

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    Not surprising I suppose, but I was hoping a few more people would come over from Reddit. I'm not too upset about this though. Less content means I'm not doom scrolling. No longer on Twitter, no longer on Reddit. More hours in the day off a screen. Might head out to the Xmas in July event. I was there yesterday but only noticed the paella as I was leaving. Is this just a mindless stream of consciousness? Maybe. But we've got to post and interact here if we want to build traction. Hope you all have a lovely sunny day.

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