Find a way to borrow more bandwidth.

I need that shirt

Came for the urine jokes. Had not zoomed in yet 😔

But aren't they the same... Uh... Person?

This kills the salmon

Someone has to fly this rust bucket!

I’ve got to watch this episode again

Boy, I could really go for some bento right about now

Doesn’t that make them all dipshits? 😂

I think I just threw up a little

Your mom is slowly spray painting good hair black while he sleeps, one spray at a time.

Fuck off, Cyrus!

I occasionally used to kill time reading pro revenge or similar stories. I use dark mode but sometimes do a CTRL-A to temporarily change the text colours. One day at work I was reading a story and apparently copied the text of a story to the clipboard. The story was the pasted into a message to several police service customers as well as my boss.

Not my proudest moment by a long shot

Queue several embarrassing phone calls to apologize to each recipient…

If you don’t mind me asking, what did you pay for beans like that? I love a quality bean, but not willing to pay too much for them with the volume I go through 😂