‘It’s Not Funny’: Colin Allred Scolds Ted Cruz for Laughing at Jan. 6 Comment
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 4d ago 100%

    He's Canadian? Didn't he run for president in 2016? I know I could ddg this....

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  • Chrome Canary just killed uBlock Origin and other Manifest V2 extensions
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 1w ago 100%

    Tbf, I wasn't a leemy user when we met. But I agree. She has terrible taste in men.

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  • Bankruptcy Took Down the Redbox Machine. If Only Someone Could Take Them Away.
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 1w ago 100%

    Our wives must know each other. Me recently: it's not useless junk! It's a CD tower NAS with 10 base t token ring capability! The guy who ran a bbs in my local calling area had one that served up Warez in 1997! I was a very early adopter of mp3. I used the original program released by the fraunhoeffer Institute to rip my friend's metallica bootlegs and upload them for extra leech credits. It would take half a day to encode 128kbps mp3 files on my non-mmx cyrix 6x86, and I could only store 1 CD worth of mp3s at a time on my 800mb hard drive. Besides, I got a really good deal on it!

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  • Why self host a password manager?
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 2w ago 100%

    You delicious bastard! Thanks for the rook tip.

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  • Chrome Canary just killed uBlock Origin and other Manifest V2 extensions
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 2w ago 75%

    I get it. Date your distro, marry your browser.

    I miss the level of customization you could do in Vivaldi, down to minute details. But I don't miss it enough to put up with ads and tracking nonsense.

    I started on Firefox back when it was a beta called Phoenix. I eventually moved to chromium based browsers like the rest of the world, but now I'm back. I've come full circle!

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  • Chrome Canary just killed uBlock Origin and other Manifest V2 extensions
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 2w ago 88%

    My wife didn't even notice when I turned on the pi-hole. She also told me she thinks there's a virus on her phone.

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  • Chrome Canary just killed uBlock Origin and other Manifest V2 extensions
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 2w ago 83%

    I made the switch from Vivaldi back to Firefox recently. I loved Vivaldi, but I'm happy with Firefox too.

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  • I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend.
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 4w ago 100%

    This is a trend? Then why all of the sudden can't I find any cookies in my local grocery stores that aren't hard as tits? This has been my cookie preference for my whole life!!

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  • The Extreme Cost of Training AI Models.
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 4w ago 100%

    Gas like natural gas? Or gas like gasoline? I'm sure it's the former, but I take nothing for granted anymore.

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  • 'Deranged': Experts tear apart Trump's 'ludicrous' plan on grocery prices
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 1mo ago 100%

    Everybody knows that Arkansas grows the finest coffee beans in the world.

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  • Bon Apetite!
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 1mo ago 100%

    Hypoallergenic condoms are made out of vinyl.

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  • What movie do you most regret watching with your parents?
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 1mo ago 88%

    I watched kids with my mom when I was 17 or 18.

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    Heatmap of compound curse words used online. (sourced from reddit: 2006-2020)
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 1mo ago 100%

    Was dillweed a Beavis and butthead thing?

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    Steam Families is here
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 1mo ago 100%

    Samesies

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  • Trump rejects second Harris debate
  • downhomechunk downhomechunk 1mo ago 100%

    Has any of you ever SEEN a chicken?

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearSM
    Smoking downhomechunk 2mo ago 89%
    I fell asleep with about 15 minutes to go

    They felt like hard plastic play food. Not even the cat was interested.

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    Memes downhomechunk 3mo ago 15%
    the lord works in mysterious ways

    Hold your downvotes people. I can't delete this post, and it seems image uploads are still down for the instance.

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    Smoking downhomechunk 5mo ago 94%
    lazy Sunday smoked chicken thighs

    I smoked a bunch of boneless, skinless chicken thighs. They're quick, easy and versatile. I do a 1 hour wet brine and lightly rub with whatever I have on hand. I don't sauce, spray or even look at them until the temp probe says 170. I've been shredding them and serving with white sauce, but they'd work just as well serving whole with sweet baby ray's. The sauce (not pictured): https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/white-bbq-sauce

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    And guess what is on back order at every nearby pharmacy? I'll give you a hint: it's not the $300 per month name brand. So I guess I switch to Adderall xr tomorrow?

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    Memes downhomechunk 7mo ago 77%
    I want this
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    of course this month steam catches me for the survey on my $100 microcenter special that i lovingly call "the craptop." but i still hit submit.

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    fatherverse downhomechunk 8mo ago 100%
    my daughter's first computer

    I finally found a use for an underpowered sbc I bought during the pandemic. I put Debian base, lightdm and sugar on it. It was a fun project for me. Hopefully it introduces a lifelong love of computers. She already had a text to speech robot saying things like poopy, fart, butt stink and fire in the hole. The apple doesn't fall too far from the dingleberry.

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    fatherverse downhomechunk 9mo ago 82%
    she's eating it!

    When daddy is the chef de cuisine and some random shit in your fridge is expired but smells ok.

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    Chat downhomechunk 9mo ago 95%
    Midwestern carnival fried desserts

    The oreo was delicious as you'd expect. The brownie bite was like hot brownie batter coated in pancake, powdered sugar and caramel sauce. I will absolutely do that again. Mistakes were made, but it's nothing tums and laying down can't fix.

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    Chat downhomechunk 9mo ago 90%
    I mean, the oil is still hot from dinner

    What's that old friend? You want me to fry up some oreos and brownie bites? I mean I guess we can do it....

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    fatherverse downhomechunk 9mo ago 90%
    my little gambler is in the hospital again

    I posted a picture of my little girl playing the slots yesterday. We had actually just come from an immediate care place. We told them she was starting a new UTI/kidney infection. She just got out of the hospital less than 2 weeks ago and has previous history with this problem. These infections go from zero to 100. She'll go from no fever to 106+ in under an hour. So we were desperate for some help yesterday. The doctor listened to our story, looked at the chart, and decided she was fine. Today we're back in the ER with another runaway infection. We came because we couldn't control the fever that blew up out of nowhere. She's being admitted and will be here for several days. We are exhausted and disheartened.

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    fatherverse downhomechunk 9mo ago 85%
    my daughter came up with a plan to pay off her medical bills

    She was up $0.80 at one point, but chose to reinvest her winnings into more spins. This proved to be a strategic blunder, though, as she walked away penniless and disheartened about 15 seconds later.

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    90's Music downhomechunk 9mo ago 72%
    letters to cleo - awake (1995)
    youtu.be

    Have fun trying to get this hook out of your head.

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    Memes downhomechunk 9mo ago 94%
    here's one for the pinkos
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    fatherverse downhomechunk 10mo ago 90%
    new year's eve plans?

    What are you dads doing today? I'll go first: The Mrs found a local restaurant who are hosting a kids new years eve party at 3pm. We have reservations, there will be a meal, countdown, ball drop, the works. My 4 yo daughter is PUMPED! (We are too).

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    Memes downhomechunk 10mo ago 92%
    I wouldn't have it any other way
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    Smoking downhomechunk 11mo ago 97%
    sides: smoked cream cheese

    This is a fad I'm glad I tried. Just sprinkle some of your rub (or ranch powder in this case, because "ope") and throw it on some tin foil next to your meat for the last 2 -3 hours. It's an easy crowd pleaser and delicious with Ritz crackers.

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    fatherverse downhomechunk 11mo ago 76%
    my 4 year old daughter turned the thermostat up to 76 today

    My wife had to open the windows to let some heat out. This is why we can't afford to start a college fund.

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