MTG Is Trashing Lauren Boebert as a ‘Whore’ to GOP Colleagues
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    i_simp_4_tedcruz
    11mo ago 50%

    Ok, so here's what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you're not overthinking, you're just doing what feels awesome.

    Then you go out with a girl that's not batshit insane and doesn't go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You're disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn't obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can't be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she's learning you and isn't completely comfortable yet.

    That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you're batshit insane.

    Tldr: you rushed it with the "normal girls" and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.

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    Gen Z is turned off by onscreen sex, wants no-mance over romance, a new study finds
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    i_simp_4_tedcruz
    12mo ago 95%

    I just hate the wet noises that accompany it. Same thing with kissing scenes where they have a shotgun mic basically inside their mouths. It drives my sensory issues up a wall.

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    How do you all play Magic: The Gathering these days?
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    i_simp_4_tedcruz
    12mo ago 50%

    Angrily. The game is full of ropers, trolls, toxic players playing the toxic mechanic. I'd like to love this game, but it's a bunch of sweat lords playing bitch mechanics all trying to prove who's the biggest scumbag.

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  • Sidney Powell pleads guilty in deal with prosecutors over efforts to overturn Trump loss in Georgia
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    i_simp_4_tedcruz
    1y ago 100%

    This could have been a real punishment if they made her hand sign a letter to every Georgian over voting age. That's justice. Let her chatgpt the letter. Also make her sign every single one 5 days a week, 8 hours a day until she's done.

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  • Sidney Powell pleads guilty in deal with prosecutors over efforts to overturn Trump loss in Georgia
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    i_simp_4_tedcruz
    1y ago 100%

    Cool man. You finally made a comment that made me conjure an image that was so gross that I had to cleanse my palate by reading something more wholesome. I chose your username.

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    Imagine
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    i_simp_4_tedcruz
    1y ago 100%

    Yeah. .01% seems small, but that means that out of every 10,000 Teslas sold, one of them has already caught fire. That's a ridiculously huge number

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    Imagine
    i find it's a great tool.
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    i_simp_4_tedcruz
    1y ago 83%

    To ask a different question... what was wrong with initd? I'm the better part of a decade stale at this point but I don't know that I ever ran into an edge case that initd couldn't handle with a little massaging

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  • This dude posts a wildly racist meme of Michelle Obama. I report the post. Funnily enough, the racist post is posted by the mod of dankmemes, dankchristianmemes and some other shit hole. Said mod then starts sending abusive transphobic messages to me. Try to report the user. Nothing happens when I hit the button. Shit like this is why Lemmy isn't a viable alternative yet. We need to do better and be better.

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