ignotum 15h ago • 100%
What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?
They don't work if you open windows
ignotum 2d ago • 100%
It would be that easy, if not for "please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app" step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code
ignotum 2d ago • 100%
Ah that's why i couldn't relate to it, I've only ever had 54 gallon drums of solvents in my lab
ignotum 3d ago • 100%
"did you pack this bag yourself?"
"Yes?"
"Then why is there a tactical nuclear warhead in the left pocket?"
"Ah shucks"
ignotum 4d ago • 100%
I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving
ignotum 5d ago • 100%
Oh i was already doing one of those actually
ignotum 5d ago • 100%
Oh i was already doing one of those actually
ignotum 5d ago • 93%
I'm outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves
I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the known universe is not some quantum chip, it's my fingers
ignotum 6d ago • 100%
Oh hi Wendy did you know this is a crunch Santa Cecilia granite benchtop? crunch crunch
ignotum 6d ago • 100%
You don't even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you'll black out for like 8 hours
Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts
ignotum 6d ago • 100%
I'm out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy...
I'm still short 2 forms of distraction, but i'm running out of senses to overstimulate!
ignotum 6d ago • 93%
A pile of money on fire
And then Apple refusing to repair it due to "water damage"
ignotum 6d ago • 66%
"In the year 2147, technology has given humans abilities beyond the natural senses, it has given them... eyes."
ignotum 7d ago • 93%
Uh, that's what he said wasn't it?
ignotum 1w ago • 100%
An NP-hard water problem?
ignotum 1w ago • 100%
Our schedules never line up so maybe we'll start a game together on launch day, but we'll probably end up playing through the new content separately
But we will for sure be talking about nothing else for a good while
ignotum 1w ago • 100%
Are you sure? That flame is awfully close to the floof
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