Really amazing how much and how well Fetterman hid how much of a garbage human being he is.

I mean it's I guess nice that we at least have confirmation that the FBI under Trump was corrupt but what I don't see is that these people, from the ground on up, being fired.

I mean the damage is fucking done thanks to these corrupt assholes, I want my pound of flesh from these corrupt assholes and they should actually investigate and impeach this drunkard out of the Supreme Court.

Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.

Well FSD is just right around the corner after all!

But in all seriousness, if his shitty candidate and party he endorses wins, they honestly probably will be on the roads in a few years time.

Yeah, don't count on it. Republicans always vote and they are always vote shitty.

Sigh...

1. Still haven't solved the problem of hydrogen being developed with less than ideal energy e.g. fossil fuel.
2. No one wants to build the infrastructure to push all of that hydrogen around.
3. Creating hydrogen still is too costly.

So nice to see a portable solution but still does nothing to address what's actually keeping hydrogen as a viable alternative.

Being so stupid is unfortunately a core value of the Republican party and it's members.

Because the majority of Americans are fucking stupid and don't read news but consume propaganda as facts like Republican Larry Craig gobbles cock.

What a weird little bitch.

I'd probably tell you that the sky is freaking blue because of Rayleigh scattering.

“Bibles must be the King James Version; must contain the Old and New Testaments; must include copies of the Pledge of Allegiance, Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights; and must be bound in leather or leather-like material.”

So not even a bible then.

Okay there, go ahead and provide your evidence that Democrats are just as bad as Republicans then.

I'm not playing the "do the research" bullshit that you hear from MAGA morons.

Okay there strawman bothsider.

So much Christian coming from the world shittiest Christians.

Because they know most people are too lazy, too addicted, too lacking in tech for any other solution, so they'll take the abuse.

Yeah, clear cut election fraud.

Anyone want to take bets on it being a Republican behind this?

The country singer Jon Rich, for example, told his million-plus followers on X, formerly Twitter, that a friend in law enforcement reported to him they had already “used over 500 body bags, and there are bodies in trees, mud, cars, houses, everywhere,” and that the federal government had provided no support.

Yeah, fuck that guy.

Only a gotcha if you're a amoral crap stain of a American.

Well isn't this just a fine case of leopards eating your faces in the worst possible, yet predictable, moment.

Maybe if they stopped voting for fucking Republicans and start fixing the climate they wouldn't be all kinds of fucked as climate change causes insurance companies to say fuck these southern states.