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fakenews SorosFootSoldier 6d ago 100%

New Jersey man survives 150 hours in the upper-limits of earth's atmosphere after stowing away onboard Spacex Dragon rocket booster.

Dan Bongos, 42, of Newark is wanted by authorities after being found aboard said Dragon capsule as it returned to earth's atmosphere. Not only do they want to know how he got on board, they also want to know how he survived in a low oxygen environment without a suit.

When the booster touched down he was seen running from the fuselage, naked, screaming "GAMESTONKS, ELON, DOGECOIN!".

There's now a 14 state wide manhunt for Mr. Bongos.

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